When Miley Cyrus is naked and licks a hammer it’s ”art” and ”music”… but when I do it, I’m ”wasted” and ”have to leave Home Depot”.
When Ben hit his thumb with a hammer he let out a few choice words. Shocked by her son’s outburst, his mother said, ”Don’t you dare use that kind of language in here.” ”William Shakespeare did,” replied Ben. ”Well, you’d better stop going around with him,” said Mom.
Why did the moron give the sleepy cow a hammer?He wanted her to hit the hay!
What’s the difference between your finger and a hammer?I don’t know! Well, you’re not using my computer keyboard then!
Why did you hit your birthday cake with a hammer?Because you said it was pound cake!
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.