Funny Horse Jokes

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Why did god give blondes 2% more brains than horses?


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Why did the San Francisco Zoo name a horse in their petting zoo, Coulter?


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When do vampires like horse racing?


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There are 30 white horses on a red hill


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What kind of horses have 6 legs?


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How did the instructor try to make horse riding enjoyable?


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What’s as big as a horse, but weighs nothing?


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Why did the farmer call his horse Baseball?


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Why is horse racing so romantic?


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Where do you take a sick horse?


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Did you find my horse well behaved?


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The race horse that was so late coming in


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Why did the artist put on a show of horse paintings?


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How do you hire a horse?


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Did you hear about the man with five keen senses?


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What person strives to ensure safety for horses?


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The man who ate nothing but oats every day


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What is horse sense?


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What do you call a horse that plays the violin?


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Did you hear about the aristocratic horse?


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How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites?


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Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water


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What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?


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Will I ever be able to race my horse


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Why was the racehorse names Strawberry Ice?


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What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses?


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What’s black and white and turns cartwheels?


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What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?


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One day there was a blonde riding a horse


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How do you make a small fortune out of horses?


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What did the city worker say after his first ever pony trek?


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What goes Clip?


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Why did the boy stand behind the horse?


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Why is manna from heaven like horse hay?


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Why is it good that accordionists have a half-ounce more brains than horses?


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Why is it difficult to identify horses from the back?


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What’s the difference between a horse and the weather?


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When does a horse neigh?


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You said it was a great horse and it is. It took twenty other horses to beat him!


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What is a jockey’s motto?


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Why was Teddy Roosevelt mean to horses?


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What did Paul Revere say when he got on his horse?


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Why are chorus girls like barge horses?


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What’s another name for an assistant stable cleaner?


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Where did the Knights of the Round Table park their horses?


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Did you hear about Mike Tyson’s horse?


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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse


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What dog rides a horse named Macaroni?


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As horses say to one another. Any friend of yours is a palomino!


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