MacAndrews was visiting his Irish cousin

MacAndrews was visiting his Irish cousin, O’Bannon. While there he decided to do a bit of fishing. As he sat there on afternoon, his cousin walked by. ”What are ye doing?” asked O’Bannon. ”Fishin’,” said MacAndrews. ”Caught anything?” ”Ach, nae a bite,” ”What are ye usin’ fer bait?” ”Worms” ”Let me see it,” said O’Bannon. … Read more

A cop pulled up two Irish drunks

A cop pulled up two Irish drunks, and asked to the first, ”What’s your name and address?” ”I’m Paddy O’Day, of no fixed address.” The cop turned to the second drunk, and asked the same question. ”I’m Seamus O’Toole, and I live in the flat above Paddy.”

Two Irish friends greeted each other

Two Irish friends greeted each other while waiting their turn at the bank window. ”This reminds me of Finnegan,” remarked one. ”What about Finnegan?” inquired the other. ”’Tis a story that Finnegan died, and when he greeted St. Peter, he said: ‘It’s a fine job you’ve had here for a long time.’ ‘Well, Finnegan,’ said … Read more

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