Jobs for Writers #joke #humor

There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed a desire to become a “great” writer. When asked to define “great” he said “I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, wail, … Read more

Braxton and Hollis had jobs at a California cotton mill

Braxton and Hollis had jobs at a California cotton mill. One morning the foreman came along and found Braxton reading a letter to his coworker. ”Hey,” cried the foreman, ”what kind a horseplay you two guys up to?” ”Hollis got a letter from his girlfriend,” explained Braxton, ”but he can’t read? so Ah’m readin’ the … Read more

Pat and Mick landed themselves a job

Pat and Mick landed themselves a job at a sawmill. Just before morning tea Pat yelled: ”Mick! I lost me finger!” ”Have you now?” says Mick. ”And how did you do it?” ”I just touched this big spinning thing here like thi… Darn! There goes another one!”

A persistent job-seeker once appeared before President Lincoln

A persistent job-seeker once appeared before President Lincoln and demanded an appointment to a judgeship. He was informed that there were no vacancies. The next day, while walking along the river, he saw a drowned man being pulled out, and recognized him as a federal judge. He ran back to the White House and demanded … Read more

A man went to apply for a job

A man went to apply for a job. After filling out all of his applications, he waited anxiously for the outcome. The employer read all his applications and said, ”We have an opening for people like you.” ”Oh, great,” he said, ”What is it?” ”It’s called the door!”

A man was given the job of painting

A man was given the job of painting the white lines down the middle of a highway. On his first day he painted six miles? the next day three miles? the following day less than a mile. When the foreman asked the man why he kept painting less each day, he replied ”I just can’t … Read more

Two Newfies landed themselves a job

Two Newfies landed themselves a job at a saw mill. Just before morning the one yelled, ”Mick! I lost me finger!” ”Have you now?” says Mick. ”And how did you do it?” ”I just touched this big spinning thing here… No! There goes another one!”

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