Funny Aviation Jokes

A man named Mr. Smith was flying from San Francisco


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Cessn A: Jones tower, Cessna 12345, student pilot


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Flight fifty has a pretty rough time above the ocean


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Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped


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Tower: Shamu two-two, please state estimated time of arrival


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An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty blonde


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Tower: Hawk 20, is this the same aircraft declaring emergency about two hours ago?


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A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down


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An airline pilot wrote that on this particular flight


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A young lady was conducting a study in to sexuality


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Aunt Bessie loved to visit her nieces and nephews


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A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport


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A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines


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Overheard on an American Airlines flight into Amarillo, Texas


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Fred and his wife Edna went to the state


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McNally was taking his first plane ride


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Once as Laloo was coming out of airport


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While cruising at 40,000 feet, the airplane shuddered


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An airplane was flying from LA to New York


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It was mealtime on a small airline


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A student was heading home for the holidays


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A man jumps out of an airplane with a parachute


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From a Southwest Airlines employee


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Pilot: ”Jones tower, Cessna 12345, student pilot


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Another flight Attendant’s comment on a less than perfect


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From the pilot during his welcome message


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On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised


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A young guy in a two-engine fighter was flying escort


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A small two-seater Cessna 152 plane crashed


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All of these pilot and aviation jokes make me think of


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The captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp?


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Bill Clinton, Hillary Ramrod Clinton, Al Gore, and Tipper


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As a Delta Air Lines jet was flying over


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Tower: Mission triple-three, do you have problems?


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An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot


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An airline stewardess was giving the standard safety briefing


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Delta Airlines recently introduced a special half-fare rate


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Flying to Los Angeles from San Francisco


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Little boy to airline pilot: You’re a pilot?


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Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees..


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As the airliner was preparing to land in Madrid


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Michael Jackson, Bill Clinton and Nelson Mandela


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A military cargo plane, flying over a populated area


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A husband suspects his wife is having an affair


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After a real crusher of a landing in Phoenix


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This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew


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A man is flying from Los Angeles to New York


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The Captain was Jewish, and the new First Officer


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Flight 123, are you ready to copy holding instructions?


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Pilot: Tower, there’s a runway light burning


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