Funny Bar Jokes

A man is in a bar having a drink


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A guy stumbles through the front door of a bar


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The local District Judge had given the defendant a lecture


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McPherson walked into a bar and ordered martini


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Where do Martians drink beer?


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WARNING: consumption of alcohol may make you think


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A good samaritan was walking home late one night


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John Smith lived in Staten Island, New York


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A seal walks into a bar and asks the bartender


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A man comes in to the room and says to his wife


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One day an Englishman, an American, and a Canadian


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Barty and Dunny met in a pub


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A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar


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A guy walks into a tavern under the sound of piano


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A man walks into a bar on the top floor


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A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as


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An angry wife was complaining about her husband spending


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A man drinks a shot of whiskey every night


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The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog


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The local bar was so sure that its bartender is the sronger


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One day a drunk walked into a bar and orders a gin


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‘Didja hear the news?


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Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down


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‘Shhaaayyy, buddy, what’s a ‘Breathalyzer’?


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A number twelve walks into a bar and asks the barman


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What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar?


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A cop is staking out a bar for drunk


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A serious drunk walked into a bar after some time


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A guy walks into a bar carrying a pair of cables


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A man walks into a pub and sits down


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Two men who are out walking their dogs meet


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Contrary to what people say, you can indeed drink to relax


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A man walks into a bar, and talks to everybody


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A guy walks into a bar with a dog


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John & Jessica were on their way home


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I walked into a bar the other day


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A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat


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The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box


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WARNING: consumption of alcohol may create an illusion


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A rather confident man walks into a bar


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A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, ‘Would you like to dance’?


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A regular at Bob’s Bar came in one evening


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A drunk stammers out of a bar and runs


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It was Halloween and three vampires went into a saloon


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A drunken man was wondering around the parking lot


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A man walks into a Kansas bar


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A man walks into a bar and has a couple of beers


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Two guys were in a bar watching tv


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After the Great Britain Beer Festival, in London


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A drunk is refused a drink in a bar


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