How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?
Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies? A: You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.
Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies? A: You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.
Question: A blond is going to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat? Answer: Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row.
Question: Did you hear about the blonde who had two chances to get pregnant? Answer: She blew them both
Question: Did you hear about the blonde who stayed up all night to see where the sun went? Answer: It finally dawned on her!
Question: Did you hear about the blonde with a PhD in Psychology? Answer: She’ll blow your mind, too.
Question: Did you hear about the two Blondes that were found frozen to death in their car at a drive-in movie theater? Answer: They went to see ”Closed for the Winter”.
Question: How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves? Answer: She fell out of the tree.
Question: How did the BLONDE die ice fishing? Answer: She was run over by the zambonis machine.
Question: How do you change a blonde’s mind? A1: Blow in her ear. A2: Buy her another beer.
Question: How do you get a blonde off of her knees? Answer: Come.
Question: How can you tell if a blonde has a vibrator? Answer: By the chipped tooth. Question: Why are only 2% of blondes touch typists? A. The other 98% are huntin’ peckers
Question: How do you get a blonde on the roof? Answer: Tell her drinks are on the house.
Question: How do you get a BLONDE to marry you? Answer: Tell her she’s pregnant.
Question: How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? Answer: Wave to her.
Question: How can you tell a blonde has used your computer? Answer: There is white out on the screen.
Question: How can you tell if a blonde is being unfaithful? Answer: Everybody in the neighborhood is going to the pharmacy for penicillin.
Question: How does a blonde prefer her eggs? Answer: Unfertilized.
Question: How does a blonde turn on the light after sex? Answer: Opens the car door.
Question: How do you get a twinkle in a Blonde’s eye? Answer: Shine a flashlight in her ear.
Question: How do you keep a BLONDE busy all day? Answer: Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.
Question: How does a blonde like her eggs? Answer: Unfertilized.
Question: How does a blonde part their hair? A1: (Action of scissoring legs apart) A2: By doing the splits.
Question: How do you know if a Blonde has been using your computer? Answer: The joystick is still wet.
Question: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday? Answer: Tell her a joke on Wednesday.
Question: How do you make a blonde’s eyes light up? Answer: Shine a flashlight in their ear.
Question: How do you get a blonde to marry you? Answer: Tell her she’s pregnant. A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, ”I slept with a Brazilian….” The blonde replies, ”Oh my God! You slut! How many is a brazilian?”
Question: How does a blonde get pregnant? Answer: And I thought blondes were dumb!
Question: How does a blonde give a high-five? Answer: She smacks herself in the forehead.
Question: How do you measure a blonde’s intelligence? Answer: Stick a tire pressure gauge in her ear!
Question: How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping? Answer: The bushes are darker than the rest of the yard.
Question: How do you tell when a blonde reaches orgasm? A1: She drops her nail-file! A2: Who cares? A3: She says, ”Next”. A4: The next person in the queue taps you on the shoulder. A5: He’s had his clothes for about 2 minutes. A6: I mean, who really cares? A7: The batteries have run out.
Question: What do you call 4 blondes lying on the ground? Answer: An air mattress.
Question: What do you call a basement full of blondes? Answer: A whine cellar.
Question: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes? Answer: A mental block.
Question: What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher learning? Answer: A visitor.
Question: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? Answer: Pregnant.
Question: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on the top of their head? Answer: All you can eat, under a buck.
Question: What do you call a blonde with pigtails? Answer: A blowjob with handlebars Question: Why did the blonde shoot the clock? A. To Kill time
Question: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear? Answer: A wind tunnel.
Question: What do you call a room full of blonde women, half with PMS, half with yeast infections? Answer: A whine and cheese party!
Question: What do you call a skeleton in a closet with blonde hair? Answer: Last years hide and seek winner!
Question: What do you call a skeleton in the closet with blonde hair? Answer: Last year’s hide-and-go-seek winner.
Question: What do you call 10 blondes at the bottom of a pool? Answer: Air Pockets
Question: What did the blonde say when she knocked over the priceless Ming vase? Answer: ”It’s OK Daddy, I’m not hurt.”
Question: What do blondes do with their arseholes in the morning? Answer: Pack their lunch and send them to work.
Question: What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear? Answer: ”Thanks for the refill!”
Question: What does a blonde think an innuendo is? Answer: An Italian suppository.
Question: What does a BLONDE ask the doctor, in the maternity ward? Answer: ”Is it mine?”
Question: What does a blonde do when her laptop computer freezes? Answer: She sticks it in the microwave!
Question: What does a blonde say if you blow in her ear? Answer: ”Thanks for the refill!”