Funny Doctor Jokes

Three patients at a psychiatric clinic


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How many nurses does it take to change a light bulb?


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Mary was having a tough day


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At a medical convention, doctors flerting each other


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What is a drill team?


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Patient: I always see spots before my eyes. Doctor: Didn’t the new glasses help?


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A psychologist is at a party talking with a group


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How many Borderline P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?


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Doctor, Doctor I think I’m a bridge What’s come over you?


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Two biologists are in the field following the tracks


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Doctor Doctor I swallowed a bone. Are you choking?


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Interns think of God, residents pray to God, doctors talk to God, nurses ARE God.


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Doctor, Doctor I tend to flush a lot. Don’t worry it’s just a chain reaction!


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A man went to his dentist


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Doctor, Doctor, everyone keeps ignoring me. Next please!


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What did the tooth say to the departing dentist?


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Doctor, Doctor will this ointment clear up my spots?


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believe that the members of the dental profession are


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Doctor Doctor I feel like a racehorse. Take one of these every 4 laps!


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A doctor and a nurse were called to the scene of accident


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Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?


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Young Charlie to dentist’s sexy chariside assistant


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Why did the nurse always insist on using the thermometer


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Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist’s window?


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Doctor, doctor, No one believes a word I say


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Doctor, Doctor I dream there are monsters under my bed, what can I do?


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Patient: I’m really depressed. Therapist: I see


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Doctor, doctor my sister here keeps thinking she’s invisible! What sister?


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Patient:Do you extract teeth painlessly?


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Doctor, Doctor I’ve lost my memory! When did this happen?


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How many psychiatrists to change a lightbulb??


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Doctor, Doctor I think I’m a butterfly


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My therapist told me the way to achieve true


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Doctor, Doctor I feel like an apple. We must get to the core of this!


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Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pack of cards. I’ll deal with you later.


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A man who was very upset


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Dentist: Just let me finish


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Patient: I’m in a hospital! Why am I in here?


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What game did the dentist play when she was a child?


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What does a dentist do on a roller coaster?


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Doctor, doctor, can I have a bottle of aspirin and a pot of glue?


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Joe has been seeing a psychoanalyst for four years


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Where does the dentist get his gas?


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A couple of biologists had twins. One they called John and the other control.


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Doctor, Doctor I think I’m a dog. How long have you felt like this?


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What do Psychologists say to each other when they meet?


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A University had advertised for two biologists


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Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I’m invisible Who said that?


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Doctor, Doctor I think I’m a rubber band


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What is a double-blind study?


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