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What did the coffee say after the donut asked him a math problem?


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What did they do to the burger who thought he was a rooster?


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Two little boys were visiting their grandfather


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What’s the difference between a biscuit and a monster?


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Why do hamburgers make poor pigeons?


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How do we know burgers love young people?


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What did the ice cream say to the unhappy cake?


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What do you call cheese that’s not yours?


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What do they say about the noise at the Burger Land Super Bowl?


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Can a hamburger marry a hot dog?


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Girl: How much is a soft drink?


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How do you make a hamburger smile?


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How do you insult a hamburger patty?


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Three couples are dining together. The American husband says


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When does a hamburger wear a look like a smile button?


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Knock Knock Who’s there ! Beef ! Beef who?


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Why did your brother give up his job in the biscuit factory?


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Three cookies were crossing the road


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Do you feel like a glass of carrot juice?


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How do we know that hamburgers love classic music?


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In February 1994 in New Brighton, Minn., a 32-year-old


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What did the hamburger say when it found out


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What does a Chinese restaurant serve for Easter?


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What is the hamburgers’ motto?


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Jimmy, how many more times must I tell you to come away from that cookie tin?


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How do they prevent crime in hamburger country?


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When the waitress in a New York City restaurant


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What system do they teach in Hamburger High’s math courses?


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What what can you make from baked beans and onions?


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How do you make gold soup?


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What do you use to determine if a refrigerated burger is cold enough?


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Why can any hamburger run the mile in under four minutes?


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Mummy! Mummy! Have you seen my Cabbage Patch Doll?


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Knock Knock Who’s there ! Butter ! Butter who?


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What do some people have against cheeseburgers?


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Young woman sat down in small restaurant


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Have you ever seen a man-eating tiger?


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What musical instrument goes with cheese?


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Girl: Did you like that cake, Mrs Jones?


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Fred! What did I say I’d do if I found you with your fingers in the butter again?


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Q:What did one plate say to the other plate?


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What did one strawberry say to the other?


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How do gossipy hamburgers spend their time?


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What kind of girl does a hamburger like?


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Who do hamburgers love on TV?


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What did the salt say to the pepper?


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Why do burgers run the gauntlet?


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How do you make a cheeseburger sad?


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Which burgers love to act?


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Have you got any broken biscuits?


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