Funny Fruit Jokes

How do you make an apple turnover?


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What is long and yellow and always points north?


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Why did Eve want to move to New York?


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What is red and goes putt, putt, putt?


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Dad, do you like baked apples?


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What is the difference between a banana and a bell?


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What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding?


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What can a whole apple do that half an apple can’t do?


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Why are bananas never lonely?


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Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?


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They’re not going to grow bananas any longer. Really?


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The unlucky man who bought some bananas


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What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?


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What did the apple say to the apple pie?


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Why did the man lose his job in a fruit packing firm?


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What would you call two bananas?


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How does an apple a day keep the doctor away?


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Once upon a time there were five apples


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Why is a banana peel on the sidewalk like music?


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Fred came rushing in to his Dad


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Mother Banan A: Why didn’t you go to school today?


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How do you catch King Kong?


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What is yellow on the inside and green on the outside?


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Knock knock Who’s there?


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How did the Mother Banana spoil the Baby Banana?


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Two girls were having their packed lunch


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What would you call two banana skins?


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Why don’t bananas snore?


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Why did the banana go out with the prune?


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Apple: You look down in the dumps. What’s eating you?


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How do you make an apple puff?


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Why didn’t the two worms go into Noah’s ark in an apple


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Why don’t apples smile when you go bobbing?


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What’s the best way to get King Kong to sit up and beg?


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What do you do if you see a blue banana?


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What did the boy banana say to the girl banana?


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What is yellow and goes bzzzzzz?


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If it took six pigs two hours to eat


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After a minor mathematical error on a routine report


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Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana.


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What’s yellow and writes?


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What is the easiest way to make a banana split?


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A Pittsburgh steel worker was driving through northern California


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Mandy: Our teacher went on a special banana diet. Andy: Did she lose weight?


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The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple.


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School lunches are not generally popular


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What is the left side of an apple?


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Two boys were eating a snack lunch


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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. An onion?


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Tom: What did the banana say to the elephant?


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