Funny Jokes for Kids and Children

How do you make a tissue dance?


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How do you make holy water?


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How many books can you put in an empty backpack?


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What bow can’t be tied?


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How do baseball players stay cool?


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How do crazy people go through the forest?


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What did the blanket say to the bed?


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How do you communicate with a fish?


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How do you drown a Hipster?


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How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight?


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How do you repair a broken tomato?


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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?


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What can go up a chimney down, but can’t go down a chimney up?


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What can you serve but never eat?


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Did you hear the joke about the roof?


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What concert costs 45 cents?


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Have you heard the joke about the butter?


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What did Bacon say to Tomato?


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How did the farmer mend his pants?


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What did one elevator say to the other elevator?


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What did the alien say to the garden?


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How do you shoot a killer bee?


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What’s the difference between a guitar and a fish?


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Did you hear about the race between the lettuce and the tomato?


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What goes through towns, up & over hills, but doesn’t move?


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What happened to the dog that swallowed a firefly?


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What happens if life gives you melons?


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What dog keeps the best time?


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What exam do young witches have to pass?


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What gets wetter the more it dries?


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What goes up and down but doesn’t move?


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What goes up when the rain comes down?


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What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish?


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What has one head, one foot and four legs?


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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?


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What do you get when you cross fish and an elephant?


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What do you give a dog with a fever?


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What does a nosey pepper do?


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What does a shark like to eat with peanut butter?


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What kind of bed does a mermaid sleep in?


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What kind of button won’t unbutton?


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What kind of crackers do firemen like in their soup?


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What kind of egg did the bad chicken lay?


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What kind of key opens a banana?


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What kind of key opens the door on Thanksgiving?


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What kind of lights did Noah use on the Ark?


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What kind of shoes do all spies wear?


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What pet makes the loudest noise?


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What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?


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What has one horn and gives milk


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