Funny Math Jokes

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?


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How do you call a one-sided nudie bar?


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How do you call the largest accumulation point of poles?


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How does a math professor propose to his fiancιe?


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How does a mathematician induce good behavior in her children?


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How is an artificial christmas tree like the fourth root of -68?


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How do you know when you’ve reached your Math Professors voice-mail?


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How do you make seven an even number?


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How many grams of protein are there in that slice of chocolate pie?


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How many molecules in a bowl of guacamole?


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What did one geometry book say to the other?


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What do you call a broken record?


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What do you call a crushed angle?


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What do you call a number that can’t keep still?


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What did the baby tree say when it looked in a mirror?


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What did the complementary angle say to the isosceles triangle?


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What did the mathematician’s parrot say?


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What did the acorn say when he grew up?


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What did the acorn say when it grew up?


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What does a mathematician do about constipation?


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What did the student say when the witch doctor removed his curse?


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What do people who whine a lot and 3 points have in common?


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What does Geometry and my dick have in common?


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What do you call a teapot of boiling water on top of mount everest?


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What do you call an angle which is adorable?


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What do you call more than one L?


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What do you call people who like tractors?


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What do you get if you add two apples and three apples?


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What do you get if you cross a math teacher with a crab?


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What do you get if you divide the cirucmference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?


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What do you get when you cross geometry with McDonalds?


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What is non-orientable and lives in the ocean?


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What is normed, complete, and yellow?


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What is the difference between a mathematician and a philosopher?


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What is the difference between a Ph.D. in mathematics and a large pizza?


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What is the most erotic number?


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What is the world’s longest song?


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What kind of tree does a math teacher climb?


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What does the zero say to the the eight?


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What happened to the plant in math class?


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What should you do when it rains?


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Where do circles, ellipses, hyperbolas and parabolas like to hang out in the summer?


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Where do math teachers go on vacation?


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Which triangles are the coldest?


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Who invented the Round Table?


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Why did I divide sin by tan?


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Why did the 30-60-90 triangle marry the 45-45-90 triangle?


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Why couldn’t the moebius strip enroll at the school?


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Why couldn’t the angle get a loan?


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Why do they never serve beer at a math party?


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