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How does a singer change a light bulb?


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How does a young man become a member of a high school chorus?


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Did you hear about the planeload of conductors en route to the European Festival?


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Generally speaking, how late does a band play?


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How are musicians like linoleum?


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How can you tell if a Wagnerian soprano is dead?


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How do you know if a singer is at the front door?


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How do you know when deadheads have been staying with you?


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How do you put a sparkle in a soprano’s eye?


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How do you tell if a tenor is dead??


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How do you tell if a Wagnerian soprano is dead?


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Why can’t many vocalists get through the door?


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Why do musicians have to be awake by six o’clock?


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Q:What’s the difference between a musician and a mutual fund?


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Hey, buddy, how late do the filkers play?


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A conductor and a violist are standing in the middle of the road


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What’s the difference between a musician and a pizza pie?


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How many reggae musicians does it take to change a light bulb?


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What would a musician do if he won a million dollars?


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What’s the difference between a conductor and a stagecoach driver?


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How is a savings bond like a musician?


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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?


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What do you call a musician without a significant other?


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What’s the definition of an optimist?


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How are sopranos defying the laws of astrophysics?


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How many Musician jokes are there?


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What’s the difference between a pig and a symphony orchestra conductor?


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What is the difference between the men’s final at Wimbledon and a high school choral performance?


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What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain’s mind?


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What were Kurt Cobain’s last words?


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What will it take to reunite The Beatles?


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What would Jerry Garcia be doing, if he were alive today?


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What’s the definition of a male quartet?


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What’s the definition of an alto?


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What’s the definition of an assistant conductor?


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What’s the difference between a conductor and a sack of shit?


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What’s the difference between a dressmaker and an alto?


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What is the difference between a soubrette and a cobra?


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What is the difference between a world war and a high school choral performance?


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What do deadheads say when they run out of pot?


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What do you have when a group of conductors are up to their necks in wet concrete?


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What do you see when you look up an alto’s dress?


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What does a good conductor weigh?


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What does it say on a blues singer’s tombstone?


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What happened to Bach after he had 20 children?


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What is the difference between a high school choral director and a chimpanzee?


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How is a soubrette different from a sewer rat?


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How many altos does it take to change a light bulb?


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How many basses does it take to change a lightbulb?


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How many country & western singers does it take to change a light bulb?


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