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What do you call a policewoman that shaves her vagina?


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Recently, a distraught wife went to the local police


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You Might be a Marine Wife if


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While practicing autorotations during a military night exercise


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The chief of staff of the US Air Force


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A sailor in the Navy who had been at sea for years


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What’s the difference between God and fighter pilots?


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A police officer stops a blonde for speeding


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Father Murphy walked into a pub


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Police Chief: Why did you tie a rope on that criminal?


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Soldier Ivanov was ordered to peel a barrel


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A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations


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How many Iraqis does it take to launch a Scud missile?


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‘Why do the commodes in Marine barracks have the cut-out type seats?


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Police Chief: Why did you arrest that doctor?


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The Captain called the Sergeant in


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A general calls a colonel: – Do you have a couple of smart majors?


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A recruit examines the food served to him


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What did the police officer say to his stomach?


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A young naval student was being put through the paces


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The policeman arrived at the scene of an accident


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A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde were robbing a supermarket


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How many survivors of nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?


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A truck driver was driving along on the freeway


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How many military information officers does it take to change a lightbulb?


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What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?


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A retired sergeant was asked: ‘Well, how do you like civilian life?


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An elderly woman had just returned to her home


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Officer: Soldier, do you have change for a dollar?


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My horoscope: You’re going places and you can’t be stopped


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Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center


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The first woman recruit in the Army


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A seargent is interviewing three cadets


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Before women were allowed to sign up for compat duty


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A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar


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A rookie police officer was out for his first ride


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One evening this Columbia Yuppie was stopped for drunking


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Traffic was backed up for miles


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Why do Iraqi police officers walk in threes?


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Sargeant Williams was the newest drill instructor at AOCS


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A police officer pulls over a guy


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The police are looking for a thief with one eye Why don’t they use two?


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A cop pulls a car over on the highway


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An airforce officer goes to heaven


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How many cops does it take to throw a man down the stairs?


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A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license


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A lawyer opened the door of his BMW


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Having just moved into his new office


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A traffic Policeman recently stopped a woman for exceeding


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A cop stops a man for running a stop


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