How can you tell that the guy who attacked the White house with a plane was insane?

Q: How can you tell that the guy who attacked the White house with a plane was insane? A: He seems to have thought Clinton would be in his own bedroom at night. Q: What did Hillary tell Bill when the Paula Jones story broke? A: ”You idiot! I told you to let Teddy Kennedy … Read more

Two men were stopped by a TV newswoman

Two men were stopped by a TV newswoman doing street interviews about the upcoming presidential primary election. ”I’m not voting for any of the candidates,” the first man said. ”I don’t know any of them.” ”I feel the same way,” the second man said. ”Only I know them all.”

The politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters

The politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters when the phone rang. He listened intently, and after a moment his face brightened. When he hung up, he immediately phoned his mother to tell her the good news. ”Ma,” he shouted, ”the results are in. I won the election!” ”Honestly?” The politician’s smiled faded. ”Aw hell, … Read more

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