Funny Religious Jokes

A couple had two little mischievous boys


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Two nuns, Sister Mary Agnes and Sister Mary Vincent


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The church was conducting its annual fund drive


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An accountant dies and goes to Heaven


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A Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg


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What do they call pastors in Germany?


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Johnny is walking along and a priest is coming the other way


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And Jesus said unto his disciples, ‘Whom do men say that I am?


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Doctor: Your recovery was a miracle!


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What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?


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Old Mrs. Watkins awoke one spring morning to find a river


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A forester and a lawyer were in car accident


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Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer


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A big, burly man visited the pastor’s home


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Two men died and went to Heaven


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What do you call a sleepwalking nun?


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A very religious man lived right next door


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A lawyer and the pope were both killed in an accident


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A little nine year old girl was in church


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Why do they say ‘Amen’ at the end of a prayer instead of ‘Awomen’?


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A doctor, an engineer, and a fungal taxonomist


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Why was Goliath so surprised when David hit him with a slingshot?


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A minister told his congregation


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What do you call the queue of Software Engineers standing outside Heaven?


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The Pope dies and, naturally, goes to heaven


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Two bishops were discussing the decline in morals


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What did Adam do when he wanted some sugar?


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President Clinton died and knocked at the Pearly Gates. ‘Who goes there?


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There once was a rich man who was near


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A young lad was visiting a church for the first time


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A priest and a taxi driver both died


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How do you make holy water?


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A mother was teaching her three year old daughter


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Is there a God?


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Mortal: What is a million years like to you?


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What’s black and white, black and white, black and white?


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Examiner: I think you know very little, if anything at all


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While leading the Friday evening services


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A friend was in front of me coming out of church


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Three people die, a Doctor a school teacher


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O’Toole worked in the lumber yard for twenty years


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Years ago, the Catholic Church required women to wear head covering


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The priest was preparing a man for his long day journey


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Did you know that heaven and hell are actually right next to each other?


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Which servant of Jehovah was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?


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Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?


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What language do the Vatican Police speak?


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As Bill was approaching mid-life


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Easter is approaching


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What kind of man was Boaz before he got married?


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