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How does a ghost solve a quadratic equation?


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What did algebra math book say to the other?


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What do you call a rodent with babies?


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What do you call a snake after it drinks three cups of coffee?


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What do you call an algebra teacher who takes his vacations at the beach?


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What do you call friends who love math?


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What does Algebra and my dick have in common?


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What does the little mermaid wear?


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What is a proof?


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What is a smart bird favorite type of math?


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What is purple and commutative?


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How do you know that your dentist studied algebra?


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What do you get when you cross a linebacker with a computer geek?


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What do you get when you cross a mountain climber and a mosquito?


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What do you get when you cross an algebra class with the prom?


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How can you predict how many protesters will show up at a rally?


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How can you tell when a factorial is enthusiastic?


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How did the chicken find the inverse?


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What is the definition of a polar bear?


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What is the hidden math term? BOLA BOLA


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How can a fisherman determine how many fish he needs to catch to make a profit?


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Why do you rarely find mathematicians spending time at the beach?


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Why is an algebra book always unhappy?


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Who invented algebra?


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Why are you drumming on your algebra book with two big sticks?


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Why are you so negative?


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Why did all the apples in the fruit bowl know each other?


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Why did the doctor send the expression to a psychiatrist?


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Why did the imaginary number turn red?


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Why did the polynomial plant wilt?


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Why did the relation need a math tutor?


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Why is the Rational Root Theorem so polite?


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Why was the matrix arrested?


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Why was the student afraid of the y-intercept?


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Why wont Goldilocks drink a glass of water with 8 pieces of ice in it?


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What wild animal is good at algebra?


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What do you do if a teacher rolls her eyes at you?


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What flies around the kindergarten room at night?


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What happened when the teacher tied all the kids shoe laces together?


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What is a math teacher’s favourite dessert?


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What object is king of the classroom?


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What tools do you need for math?


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What’s the best place to grow flowers in school?


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What did the math book say to the other math book?


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What did the student say after the teacher said, Order students, order?


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What do get when you cross one principal with another principal?


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What do you call a boy with a dictionary in his pocket?


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What’s the difference between a train and a teacher?


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What’s the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?


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When is a blue school book not a blue school book?


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