What is the cleanest reindeer called?
Question: What is the cleanest reindeer called? A. Comet.
Question: What is the cleanest reindeer called? A. Comet.
Question: What did the snowman order at the fast food restaurant? A. An ice burger with chili sauce.
Question: What did the Christmas tree say to the ornament? A. ”Aren’t you tired of hanging around?”
Question: What did the cow get for Christmas? A. A COWculator.
Question: What did the ghost say to Santa Claus? A. ”I’ll have a boo Christmas without you.”
Question: What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed? A. A cookie sheet!
Question: What did the monkey sing on Christmas day? A. Jungle bells, Jungle bells…
Question: What did the reindeer say when he saw an elf? A. Nothing, reindeer can’t talk.
Question: How did the sheep say Merry Christmas? A. ”Fleece Avoided.”
Question: How do you know when Santa’s in the room? A. You can sense his presents.
Question: How do you scare a snowman? A. You get a hairdryer!
Question: How much did Santa pay for his sleigh? A. Nothing, it was on the house!
Question: If athletes get athlete’s foot, then what do astronauts get? A. Missile-toe.
Question: What Christmas carol is a favourite of parents? A. Silent Night.
Question: What comes before Christmas Eve? A. Christmas Adam!
Question: What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa when she looked in the sky? A. ”Looks like rain, dear.”
Question: Did you hear about the cracker’s Christmas party? A. It was a BANG!
Question: What’s a good holiday tip? A. Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter.
Question: What’s a good holiday tip? A. Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter.
Question: What’s red and white, red and white, red and white? A. Santa Claus rolling down the hill.
Question: What’s Santa’s favourite candy? A. Jolly Ranchers!
Question: What’s the best thing to give your parents for Christmas? A. A list of everything you want!
Question: What’s white and red and goes up and down and up and down? A. Santa Claus in an elevator!
Question: What is big, red and flies in the sky? A. Santa Clause.
Question: What is invisible and smells like milk and cookies? A. Santa’s burps!
Question: What kind of bug hates Christmas? A. A humbug.
Question: What nationality is Santa Claus? A. North Polish.
Question: What two countries should the chef use when he’s making Christmas dinner? A. Turkey and Greece.
Question: What do you get when you eat Christmas decorations? A. Tinsilitis!
Question: What does Santa clean his sleigh with? A. Comet.
Question: What goes in a chimney red and comes out of it black? A. Santa Claus.
Question: What do they sing under the ocean during the winter? A. Christmas Corals!
Question: What do you call a girl with a Christmas Tree on her head? A. Carol.
Question: What do you call a Santa that sleeps all the time? A. Santa snores!
Question: What do you call a snowman in the summer? A. A puddle!
Question: What do you call Santa Claus deep fried? A. Krisp Kringle.
Question: What do you call Santa when he goes down a chimney with a fire at the bottom? A. Krisp Cringle.
Question: What do you get if you cross an apple and a Christmas tree? A. Pineapple.
Question: What do you get if you cross mistletoe and a duck? A. A Christmas Quacker.
Question: What do you get when you cross a cat with Santa Claus? A. Santa-Claws!
Question: What do you get when you deep fry Santa Claus? A. Crisp Kringle.
Question: What do elves learn in school? A. The elf-abet.
Question: How do you make a witch itch? A. Take away her W.
Question: What do snowmen do on Christmas? A. Play with the snow angels.
Question: How was Frankenstien’s birth? A. Shocking.
Question: What do snowmen eat for breakfast? A. Frosted Flakes..
Question: What did one casket say to the other casket? A. ”Is that you coffin?” (coughing)
Question: What did one ghost say to the other ghost? A. ”Long time no see.”
Question: What did one ghost say to the other? A. ”Do you believe in people?!”
Question: How do phantoms travel? A. Ghost to ghost.