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Which insect didn’t play well in goal?


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Which England player keeps up the fuel supply?


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Why do artists never win when they play football?


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When fish play football, who is the captain?


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A true story, according to the LA Times


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Why do grasshoppers not go to many football matches?


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Golfer: I’d move heaven and earth for a 100 break game


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How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?


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What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?


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What part of a football pitch smells nicest?


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What lights up a football stadium?


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A man is stranded on a desert island


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How does a physicist exercise?


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How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?


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The schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson


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How do hens encourage their football teams?


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How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle?


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The seven dwarves are down in the mines


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Joe decides to take his boss Phil to play golf


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Manager of the Month


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What did the bumble bee striker say?


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The difference between David Beckham and an airplane model kit


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What does Paul Inces mum make for Christmas?


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What is black and white and black and white and black and white?


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Manager: Our new midfielder cost ten million


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Big Ron was caught speeding on his way to the City


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Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?


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Why did the goal post get angry?


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What part of a football ground is never the same?


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What does a basketball player do before he blows out his candles?


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What’s the chilliest ground in the premiership?


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Two college basketball players were taking an final exam


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Golfer: Well, I have never played this badly before!


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What did the footballer say when he accidentally burped during a game?


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Fred got home from his Sunday round of golf


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Where do footballers dance?


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If you have a referee in football, what do you have in bowls?


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What did the football say to the football player?


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What’s tennis players favourite city?


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Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?


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Tyson’s psychologist told Mike to take a year off


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Manager: I thought I told you to lose weight. What happened to your three week diet?


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Golfer: ‘Caddy, do you think it is a sin to play golf on Sunday?


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Which football team loves ice-cream?


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Which goal keeper can jump higher than a crossbar?


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Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?


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Why didn’t the dog want to play football?


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How many Man U. fans to change a lightbulb?


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The difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver


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Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?


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