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How do skunks like their e-mails?


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What do you get if you type www.abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz.com into your computer?


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Why was the skeleton using the Internet?


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Customer: I’m running Windows ’95


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Truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers


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Have you seen www.quicksand.com?


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I spent the whole evening knotsurfing! Don’t you mean netsurfing?


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There are special programs to run scanners


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Did you like www.flower.com?


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A system programmer came home from work


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You’re spending a lot of time at that computer


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Have you seen www.brokenglass.com?


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A customer called to complain about his keyboard


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What is the difference between Windows 95 and Windows 98?


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What do internet football fans sing?


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How do long distance runners send e-mail?


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What grows on the World Wide Web and stings?


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The problem with physicists


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Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a computer


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A confused caller was having troubles printing documents


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Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a laptop computer


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Why was there a bug in the computer?


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The Three Laws of Secure Computing


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What’s another name for the ‘Intel Inside’ sticker they put on Pentiums?


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Why was Cinderella able to surf the web?


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Have you seen www.usedmatch.com?


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Who holds up stagecoaches and steals laptop computers?


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You’re a big internet fan, arn’t you?


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What did the maths homework website say to the geometry website?


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Did you know pillows have their own website?


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Customer comes into the computer store


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You need to log on to the window repair website! I did – but it gave me a pane!


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What happened when the computer fell on the floor?


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Technical support had a caller complaining


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To err is human?


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Why couldn’t the baby camel surf the Internet?


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How do you fix a broken website?


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A doctor, a civil engineer, and a computer scientist


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What do you call an Internet mystery?


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If Bill Gates had a dime for every time crash


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How many C++ programmers to change a lightbulb??


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How do mountainers send messages?


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Why are frogs no good at websurfing?


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An exasperated caller to Tech Support


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I’ve been on my computer all night!


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Have you seen www.needleinahaystack.com?


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The difference between a car salesman and a computer salesman


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This little computer will do half of the work


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Who started the campfire website?


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