Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
Mama Jokes
Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!
Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!
Mama bear to Papa bear: ”Well… You might call
Mama bear to Papa bear: ”Well… You might call it hibernating — I call it ‘goofing off’.”
Mama Pig has a great, new kitchen appliance that
Mama Pig has a great, new kitchen appliance that lets her prepare meals ahead. It’s called a garbage compactor.
Yo mama so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime
Yo mama so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.
Your mama so fat she was going to walmart
your mama so fat she was going to walmart tripped over kmart and landed right on target!!!
yo mama so fat when she get on da elevator it says next stop hell
yo mama so fat when she get on da elevator it says next stop hell
Yo mama so fat she has seat belts on the chairs
yo mama so fat she has seat belts on the chairs to keep her fat from rolling off!!!!!!!!!
Yo mama so short she poses for trophies!
Yo mama so short she poses for trophies!
Yo mama so bald you can see whats on her mind
Yo mama so bald you can see whats on her mind
Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said ‘Taxi!’
Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said ”Taxi!”
yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 seconds
yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 seconds.
Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won’t talk to her!
Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won’t talk to her!
Yo mama is so stupid
yo mama is so stupid when she asked me what kind of jeans am i wearing i said Guess and she said Levis.
Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!
Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!
Yo mama’s so fat, when she was in school she sat next to everybody!
Yo mama’s so fat, when she was in school she sat next to everybody!
Yo mama so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
Yo mama so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
Yo mama so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!
Yo mama so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!
Yo mama so fat she uses the interstate as a slip and slide
Yo mama so fat she uses the interstate as a slip and slide.
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don’t do livestock.
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don’t do livestock.
yo mama’s o fat she supplies 99% of British gas.
yo mama’s o fat she supplies 99% of British gas.
Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work
Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye.
Yo Mama’s so fat that while she’s sits on the beach
Yo Mama’s so fat that while she’s sits on the beach, the lifeguard comes up to her to say, ”Excuse me mame, but the tide wants to come in.”
Yo Mama So Fat she sat on a rainbow and made skittles.
Yo Mama So Fat she sat on a rainbow and made skittles.
Yo mama house so small
Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had to go outside to eat it.
Yo mama’s house is so small you have to go outside to change your mind.
Yo mama’s house is so small you have to go outside to change your mind.
Yo mama so fat she has more chins than a chinese phone book
Yo mama so fat she has more chins than a chinese phone book
Yo Mama is so fat, she had to be baptized at Sea world. (Lionheartyz)
Yo Mama is so fat, she had to be baptized at Sea world. (Lionheartyz)
What did the mama pig say when junior pig bought a basket of wormy apples?
What did the mama pig say when junior pig bought a basket of wormy apples?”Don’t tell the farmer. He might charge us extra.”
Yo mama house so small you have to go outside to change your mind.
Yo mama house so small you have to go outside to change your mind.
Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals
Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.
Yo mama is missing a finger and can’t count past nine.
Yo mama is missing a finger and can’t count past nine.
Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!
Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!
Your mama so fat that when she wanted a water bed
your mama so fat that when she wanted a water bed, they had to put a cover over the Atlantica Ocean.
Yo mama in a wheelchair and says, ‘You ain’t gonna puch me ’round no more.’
Yo mama in a wheelchair and says, ”You ain’t gonna puch me ’round no more.”
Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon.
Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon.
Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras
Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras
Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections!
Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections!
Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.
Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.
Yo mama is so fat, she can sit ona T3 table
yo mama is so fat, she can sit on a t3 cable and make the internet traffic slow right down to 1 bit per day.
Yo mama so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale
Yo mama so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!
Yo Mama so dumb she put lipstick on her fore-head to make up her mind.
Yo Mama so dumb she put lipstick on her fore-head to make up her mind.
Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street
Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say ”Wow, is it Halloween already?”
Yo mama’s like the sun you look at her to long you will go blind!
Yo mama’s like the sun you look at her to long you will go blind!
Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!
Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!
Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her
Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!
Yo mama so short she does backflips under the bed.
Yo mama so short she does backflips under the bed.
Yo Mama is so fat…when she took her shirt off
Yo Mama is so fat…when she took her shirt off at the strip club,everyone thought she was Jabba The Hut from Star Wars
Yo mama’s so stupid, she ordered a cheeseburger without the cheese.
Yo mama’s so stupid, she ordered a cheeseburger without the cheese.