Funny Mama Jokes

Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!


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Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!


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Mama bear to Papa bear: ”Well… You might call


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Mama Pig has a great, new kitchen appliance that


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Yo mama so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime


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Your mama so fat she was going to walmart


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yo mama so fat when she get on da elevator it says next stop hell


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Yo mama so fat she has seat belts on the chairs


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Yo mama so short she poses for trophies!


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Yo mama so bald you can see whats on her mind


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Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said ‘Taxi!’


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yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 seconds


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Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won’t talk to her!


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Yo mama is so stupid


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Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!


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Yo mama’s so fat, when she was in school she sat next to everybody!


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Yo mama so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!


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Yo mama so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!


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Yo mama so fat she uses the interstate as a slip and slide


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Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don’t do livestock.


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yo mama’s o fat she supplies 99% of British gas.


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Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work


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Yo Mama’s so fat that while she’s sits on the beach


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Yo Mama So Fat she sat on a rainbow and made skittles.


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Yo mama house so small


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Yo mama’s house is so small you have to go outside to change your mind.


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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than a chinese phone book


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Yo Mama is so fat, she had to be baptized at Sea world. (Lionheartyz)


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Yo mama house so small you have to go outside to change your mind.


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What did the mama pig say when junior pig bought a basket of wormy apples?


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Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals


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Yo mama is missing a finger and can’t count past nine.


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Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!


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Your mama so fat that when she wanted a water bed


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Yo mama in a wheelchair and says, ‘You ain’t gonna puch me ’round no more.’


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Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon.


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Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras


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Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections!


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Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.


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Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller


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Yo mama is so fat, she can sit ona T3 table


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Yo mama so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale


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Yo Mama so dumb she put lipstick on her fore-head to make up her mind.


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Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street


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Yo mama’s like the sun you look at her to long you will go blind!


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Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!


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Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her


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Yo mama so short she does backflips under the bed.


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Yo Mama is so fat…when she took her shirt off


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Yo mama’s so stupid, she ordered a cheeseburger without the cheese.


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