Conservatives are now criticizing President Obama because as a child in Indonesia he sometimes ate dog meat. But on the plus side, Obama is now polling very well among cats. –Conan O’Brien
Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup ! Yes, it’s the rotting meat that attracts them !
What kind of meat do you give a stupid dog ?Chump chops !
Which is the meat patties’ least favourite day of the week?Fry-day!
Q. Why did the ape run around with a piece of raw meat on his head?A. He thought he was a gorilla. (griller)!
Waiter, I can’t eat this meat, it’s crawling with maggots ! Quick, run to the other end of the table and grab it as it goes by !
Q: Which of the following doesn’t belong: wife, meat, eggs, blow job? A: The blow job. You can beat your wife, your eggs, or your meat? but you just can’t beat a blow job.
What famous movie did the hamburger meat think of when they took it out of the freezer?They Fry Who Cam in from the Cold!
What kind of thief steals meat?A hamburglar.
What is a cow’s favorite lunch meat?Bullogna