….. Ya see, we at Microsoft believe in making computing easier! What could be easier for consumers than having only ONE choice of software?!?
There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Microsoft Barbie …Barbie doll with Bill Gates’ head
If Microsoft built cars you would need to restart your car, then it would perform illegal operations and crash.
Q: How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb? A: We can see no need for uninstallation and have therefore made no provision for light bulbs to be removed.
Q: How many Microsoft support staff does it take to change a light bulb? A: Four. One to ask ”What is the registration number of the light bulb?”, one to ask ”Have you tried rebooting it?”, another to ask ”Have you tried reinstalling it?” and the last one to say ”It must be your hardware … Read more
One of Microsoft’s finest technicans was drafted and sent to boot camp. At the rifle range, he was given some instruction, a rifle, and bullets. He fired several shots at the target. The report came from the target area that all attempts had completely missed the target. The technician looked at his rifle, and then … Read more
Redmond, WA –Microsoft announced today that the official release date for the new operating system ”Windows 2000” will be delayed until the second quarter of 1901.
Microsoft ad space Microsoft announced that it is selling advertising space in the error messages that appear in Windows. Acknowledging for the first time that the average user of their operating system encounters error messages at least several times a day, Microsoft is trying to take financial advantage of the unavoidable opportunity to make an … Read more