What has one horn and gives milk
Question: What has one horn and gives milk Answer: A milk truck.
Milk Jokes
What is invisible and smells like milk and cookies?
Question: What is invisible and smells like milk and cookies? A. Santa’s burps!
How do you make a milk shake ?
Question: How do you make a milk shake ? A. Give it a good scare!
Where do you get draggin’ milk?
Question: Where do you get draggin’ milk? A. From a cow with short legs.
What gives milk and has a horn?
What gives milk and has a horn?A milk tank!
How do you get milk from a witch’s cat?
How do you get milk from a witch’s cat?Steal her saucer.
Where do milk shakes come from?
Where do milk shakes come from?Nervous cows!
Chuck Norris can chug a gallon of milk
Chuck Norris can chug a gallon of milk and not throw up.
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk ?An udder failure !
What do you call a cow that doesn’t give milk?
What do you call a cow that doesn’t give milk?A milk dud!
I hear you take milk baths. That’s right. Why?
I hear you take milk baths. That’s right. Why?I can’t find a cow tall enough for a shower!
Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of milk in the fridge?
Q: Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of milk in the fridge? A: In case she wanted black coffee.
What did the mooron say when he saw the milk cartons in the grass?
What did the mooron say when he saw the milk cartons in the grass?”Hey! Look at the cow’s nest!”
What are crisp, like milk and go ‘eek, eek, eek’ when you eat them?
What are crisp, like milk and go ‘eek, eek, eek’ when you eat them ?Mice Krispies !
Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
Teacher: Name five things that contain milk
Teacher: Name five things that contain milk. Pupil: Butter, cheese, ice cream … and two cows!
Camper: Is it easy to milk a cow?
Camper: Is it easy to milk a cow?Farmer: Sure it is. Any jerk can do it.
What has one horn and gives milk?
Q. What has one horn and gives milk?A A milk truck.
When should you feed milk to a baby elephant?
When should you feed milk to a baby elephant ?When it’s a baby elephant !
Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk
Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.
How did the blonde die drinking milk?
Q: How did the blonde die drinking milk? A: The cow fell on her.