Question: What do you call a mummy eating in bed? A. A crummy mummy.
Question: What did the mummy ghost say to the noisy young ghost who kept interrupting? A. ”Spook when you’re spooken to.”
Question: What do you get when you cross a vampire with a mummy? A. Either a flying bandage or a gift wrapped bat!
Question: What is a mummy’s favourite type of music? A. Rap music.
Question: What do you get when you cross a mummy with a vampire bat? A. A flying Band-Aid.
Question: What kind of girl does a mummy take on a date? A. Any old girl he can dig up.
Question: Why did the mummy get a headache? A. Because he was GOBLIN his candy!
Question: What is a mummy’s favorite kind of music? A. Rap!
Mummy! Mummy! Have you seen my Cabbage Patch Doll?Be quiet and finish your coleslaw!
MUMMY VAMPIRE: Jimmy, hurry up and drink your soup before it clots.
What does the 1286BC incribed on the mummy’s tomb indicate ?The registration of the car that ran him over !
What do you get if you cross a vampire and a mummy ?Something you wouldn’t want to unwrap !
Adam: How did Mummy know you hadn’t had a bath?Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel, wet the soap and flood the bathroom.
What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake?Stop crying and viper your nose.
Why did the mummy stop using the Internet?He was getting far too wrapped up in it.
Q: Why did the Mummy go to the bathroom? A: To wrap itself in toilet paper!
What do you get if you cross an Egyptian mummy with a car mechanic?Toot and Car Man.
Mummy Monster: What are you doing with that saw and where’s your little brother ?Young Monster: Hee, hee ! He’s my half-brother now!