Funny Mummy Jokes

What do you call a mummy eating in bed?


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What did the mummy ghost say to the noisy young ghost who kept interrupting?


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What do you get when you cross a vampire with a mummy?


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What is a mummy’s favourite type of music?


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What do you get when you cross a mummy with a vampire bat?


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What kind of girl does a mummy take on a date?


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Why did the mummy get a headache?


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What is a mummy’s favorite kind of music?


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Mummy! Mummy! Have you seen my Cabbage Patch Doll?


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MUMMY VAMPIRE: Jimmy, hurry up and drink your soup before it clots.


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What does the 1286BC incribed on the mummy’s tomb indicate?


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What do you get if you cross a vampire and a mummy?


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Adam: How did Mummy know you hadn’t had a bath?


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What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake?


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Why did the mummy stop using the Internet?


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Why did the Mummy go to the bathroom?


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If you cross an Egyptian mummy with a car mechanic?


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Mummy Monster: What are you doing with that saw and where’s your little brother?


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