Crossing the ocean #joke #humor
If a man crosses the ocean twice without taking a bath, what is he called? A dirty double-crosser! campaign970
Ocean Jokes
What is non-orientable and lives in the ocean?
Question: What is non-orientable and lives in the ocean? Answer: Mobius Dick.
Why are some fish at the bottom of the ocean?
Question: Why are some fish at the bottom of the ocean? Answer: Because they dropped out of school!
Why did the chicken cross the ocean?
Question: Why did the chicken cross the ocean? A. To get to the other tide.
What do they sing under the ocean during the winter?
Question: What do they sing under the ocean during the winter? A. Christmas Corals!
The reason for ocean acidification is found
The reason for ocean acidification is found. Chuck Norris was on a cruise and needed a wee.
Flight fifty has a pretty rough time above the ocean
Flight fifty has a pretty rough time above the ocean. Suddenly a voice comes over the intercom: ”Ladies and gentlemen, please fasten your seat belts and assume crash positions. We have lost our engines and we are trying to put this baby as gentle as possible down on the water”. ”Oh stewardess! Are there any … Read more
Waiter on ocean liner: Would you like the menu, sir?
Waiter on ocean liner: Would you like the menu, sir?Monster: No thanks, just bring me the passenger list.
Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean
Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy and hates neighbours?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy and hates neighbours ?A hermit crab !
How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
A cargo plane is in mid-flight over the ocean
A cargo plane is in mid-flight over the ocean when suddenly the cockpit door bursts open to reveal an armed, masked hijacker to a startled pilot, copilot, navigator, and a passenger. The passenger happens to be George W Bush. (Why?} Maybe, he was on his way to check on the coca plant life in South … Read more
yo mama so fat, when she dive into the ocean, there is a tsunami warning out!!
yo mama so fat, when she dive into the ocean, there is a tsunami warning out!!
Steve is going on an ocean cruise
Steve is going on an ocean cruise, and he tells his doctor that he’s worried about getting real seasick. The doctor tells him, ”Just eat two pounds of stewed tomatoes before you leave the dock.” Steve says, ”Will that keep me from getting sick?” The doctor says, ”No, but it’ll look real pretty in the … Read more
What bus crossed the ocean?
What ”bus” crossed the ocean?Columbus.
What do you use to cut the ocean?
What do you use to cut the ocean?A seasaw
Why didn’t the dog play cards on his ocean cruise?
Why didn’t the dog play cards on his ocean cruise?Because the captain stood on the deck.
What letter stands for the ocean?
What letter stands for the ocean?The letter C.