Question: What did the mathematician’s parrot say? Answer: A poly ”no meal”
Question: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a parrot? A. An animal that tells you everything it remembers!
Question: What is a parrot’s favorite food on the 4th of July/ A. Fire crackers!
What do you call a parrot when it has dried itself after a bath?Polly unsaturated!
What kind of a fish does your Parrot sit on?A Perch!
What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark ?A bird that will talk you ear off !
Why do parrots carry umbrellas?So they don’t become polly-saturated!
What do parrots eat ?Polyfilla !
What was the parrot doing in prison ?It was a jail-bird !
How do you get a cut-price parrot ?Plant bird seed !
What did the rich socialite’s parrot say?Polly want a cracker, with cavier please!
Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting ”Pieces of four”?Short John Silver!
Where do blind parrots go for treatment?The Birds Eye counter!
What do you call a Scottish parrot ?A Macaw !
What is a parrot?A wordy birdy!
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?A carrot!
What geometric figure is like a runaway parrot?A polygon .
What do you get if you cross a bee with a parrot?An animal that’s always telling you how busy it is!
How do you get a parrot to talk properly ?Send him to polytechnic !
What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker ?A bird that talks in morse code !
Two parrots are sitting on a perch. The first one says to the other ”can you smell fish?”.
Where do the cleverest parrots live?In the brain tree forests!
What’s a parrot’s favourite game?Monopoly!
A man with a talking parrot is getting married. On the day of the wedding he says to the parrot ”Now look here, I know you are always sat in that window sticking your beak in, when me and my new wife get back from the wedding I want you to turn round and and … Read more
What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant ?An animal that tells you everything that it remembers !
What happened when a doctor crossed a parrot with a vampire?It bit his neck, sucked his blood and said, ”Who’s a pretty boy then?”
What do you call the place where parrots make films?Pollywood!
What did the parrot say on Independence Day?Polly wants a firecracker!
This guy is selling three parrots. Another guy who wants to buy a parrot approaches him and asks, ”How much are your parrots?” The salesman answers, ”The first one is $1,000.” ”What does he know?” ”He knows 10,000 words and 500 sentences and is able to solve mathematical expressions.” ”How about the second one?” ”The … Read more
What are a parrot’s favourite literary characters?Mr Macawber and Pollyanna!
What profession did the parrot get into when it swallowed the clock?Politics
How can you tell if a parrot is intelligent?It speaks in Polly-syllables!
What did the parrot say when he was using the Internet?P.Cs of eight, P.Cs of eight.
Why did the parrot wear a raincoat ?Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated !
My parrot lays square eggs but can only say one word. What’s that?Ouch!
A man went into a pet shop to buy a parrot. He was shown an especially fine one which he liked the look of, but he was puzzled by the two strings which were tied to its feet. ”What are they for?” he asked the pet shop manager. ”Ah well, sir,” came the reply, ”that’s … Read more
What’s a parrot’s favourite song?I love Parrots in the Springtime!
What is a parrot’s favorite game ?Hide and Speak !
What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla?Nobody is sure, but if it opened its mouth to speak, you’d listen!
Did you hear about the doctor who crossed a parrot with a vampire ?It bit his neck, sucked his blood, and said, ‘Who’s a pretty boy then ?’!
What did the parrot say when he saw a duck?Polly want a quacker!
David received a parrot for his birthday. This parrot was fully grown with a bad attitude and terrible vocabulary. Every other word was an expletive. Those that weren’t expletives were, to say the least, rude. David tried hard to change the bird’s attitude. He was constantly saying polite words and playing soft music, he did … Read more
What do you get if you cross a parrot with a centipede ?A great walkie-talkie !
A robber was robbing a house when he heard a voice. “Jesus is watching you!” “who’s there?” The robber said But no sound was heard. So he kept going and he heard it two more times when he spotted a parrot. “What’s your name,” the robber asked. “Cocodora” said the parrot. “Now, what kind of … Read more
A lady approaches her priest and says, “Father, I have a problem. I have two female talking parrots, but they only know how to say one thing.” “What do they say?” the priest inquires. “They only know how to say, ‘Hi, we’re prostitutes. Want to have some fun?’” “That’s terrible,” the priest exclaims, “but I … Read more