This guy is selling three parrots

This guy is selling three parrots. Another guy who wants to buy a parrot approaches him and asks, ”How much are your parrots?” The salesman answers, ”The first one is $1,000.” ”What does he know?” ”He knows 10,000 words and 500 sentences and is able to solve mathematical expressions.” ”How about the second one?” ”The … Read more

A Robber and a Parrot

A robber was robbing a house when he heard a voice. “Jesus is watching you!” “who’s there?” The robber said But no sound was heard. So he kept going and he heard it two more times when he spotted a parrot. “What’s your name,” the robber asked. “Cocodora” said the parrot. “Now, what kind of … Read more

Cheap Parrots

A lady approaches her priest and says, “Father, I have a problem. I have two female talking parrots, but they only know how to say one thing.” “What do they say?” the priest inquires. “They only know how to say, ‘Hi, we’re prostitutes. Want to have some fun?’” “That’s terrible,” the priest exclaims, “but I … Read more


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