A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations

A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices. The doctor said, ”Well, this Ph.D. brain costs $10,000. This brain belonged to a NASA top scientist and costs $15,000. Here we have a policeman’s brain as well. It costs $50,000.” The client asked, ”What?How’s that possible?” The doctor replied, ”You … Read more

The policeman arrived at the scene of an accident

The policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car had struck a telephone pole. Searching for witnesses, he discovered a pale, nervous young man in work clothes who claimed he was an eyewitness. ”Exactly where were you at the time of the accident?” inquired the officer. ”Mister,” exclaimed the telephone … Read more

A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde were robbing a supermarket

A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde were robbing a supermarket when a police officer walked in the store. The three women decide to hide in three potato sacks. The cop kicks the first bag, and the brunette says, ”meow”, the cop says, ”oh, its only a cat” He kicks the second bag, and the … Read more

A police officer saw a man dressed

A police officer saw a man dressed as a cowboy in the street, complete with huge stetson hat, spurs, and six shooters. ”Excuse me, sir,” said the police officer, ”who are you?” ”My name’s Tex, officer,” said the cowboy. ” eh?” said the police officer, ”Are you from Texas?” ”Nope, Louisiana.” ”Louisiana?So why are you … Read more

One evening this Columbia Yuppie was stopped for drunking

One evening this Columbia Yuppie was stopped for allegedly drunken driving and was given a breath test by the Howard County Police. ”Well ?” he asked somewhat belligerently as the Desk Sergeant slowly read the print out and entered the information in the arrest record. ”Disappointing to say the least,” the Sergeant replied. ”Chateau Duvalier… … Read more

A traffic Policeman recently stopped a woman for exceeding

A traffic Policeman recently stopped a woman for exceeding the posted speed limit. He asked the driver her name. She said, ”I’m Mrs. Chadivaler Zuminskagia Ragretumunga from the Republic of Uzbetikan visiting my daughter in Columbia.” As she finished speaking the cop paused for a moment and then put away his summons book and pen, … Read more

A farmer who’s been involved in a terrible road

A farmer who’s been involved in a terrible road accident with a large truck ended up in court fighting for a big compensation claim. ”I understand you’re claiming damages for the injuries you’re supposed to have suffered?” Stated the counsel for the insurance company. ”Yes, that’s right,” replied the farmer, nodding his head. ”You claim … Read more

The Boston taxi driver backed into the stationary fruit stall

The Boston taxi driver backed into the stationary fruit stall and within seconds he had a cop beside him. ”Name?” ”Brendan O’Connor.” ”Same as mine. Where are you from?” ”County Cork.” ”Same as me……” The policeman paused with his pen in the air. ”Hold on a moment and I’ll come back and talk about the … Read more

Two Alabama State Troopers were chasing a Camaro East

Two Alabama State Troopers were chasing a Camaro East on I-20 toward Georgia. When the suspect crossed the Georgia line, the first Trooper pulled over quickly. The rookie Trooper pulled in behind him and said, ”Hey, sarge, why did you stop?” The sarge replied, ”He’s in Georgia now. They’re an hour ahead of us, so … Read more

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