How do you get a redhead’s mood to change?
Question: How do you get a redhead’s mood to change? Answer: Wait 10 seconds
Redhead Jokes
How do you know a guy at the beach has a redhead for a girlfriend?
Question: How do you know a guy at the beach has a redhead for a girlfriend? Answer: She has scratched ”stay off MY TURF!” on his back with her nails.
How do you know when a redhead has been using a computer?
Question: How do you know when a redhead has been using a computer? Answer: There’s a hammer embedded in the monitor
How do you know when your redhead has forgiven you?
Question: How do you know when your redhead has forgiven you? Answer: She stops washing your clothes in the toilet bowl
If you love a Redhead, set her free …
Question: If you love a Redhead, set her free … Answer: If she follows you everywhere you go, pitches a tent in your front lawn and puts your new girlfriend in the hospital, she’s yours.
What do redheads and McDonald’s have in common?
Question: What do redheads and McDonald’s have in common? Answer: You’ve never had it so good and so fast.
What do you call a Redhead with an attitude?
Question: What do you call a Redhead with an attitude? Answer: Normal
How do you get a redhead to argue with you?
Question: How do you get a redhead to argue with you? Answer: Say something like ”I’m one of those males who love redheads, great jokes.”
What does a redhead, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?
Question: What does a redhead, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common? Answer: Men always miss them.
What is the difference between a redhead and a computer?
Question: What is the difference between a redhead and a computer? Answer: Redhead won’t accept a three and a half inch
What’s safer: a redhead or a pirahna?
Question: What’s safer: a redhead or a pirahna? Answer: The pirahna. They only attack in schools.
What’s the true definition of a blonde?
Question: What’s the true definition of a blonde? Answer: Redhead with the fire of passion missing.
Why aren’t there any more redhead jokes?
Question: Why aren’t there any more redhead jokes? Answer: Someone told them to a redhead.
What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
Question: What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? Answer: A redhead!
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on an island
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on an island. One day, the three of them are walking along the beach and discover a magic lamp. They rub and rub, and sure enough, out pops a genie. The genie says, ”Since I can only grant three wishes, you may each have one.” The … Read more
A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde were robbing a supermarket
A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde were robbing a supermarket when a police officer walked in the store. The three women decide to hide in three potato sacks. The cop kicks the first bag, and the brunette says, ”meow”, the cop says, ”oh, its only a cat” He kicks the second bag, and the … Read more
A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead were standing in a line
A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead were standing in a line before a firing squad. The commander says, ”READY, AIM” and the brunette yells ”TORNADO!” All the people turned around and looked and the brunette ran away. Next, it’s the redhead’s turn. The commander says, ”READY, AIM” and the redhead yells ”HURRICANE!” Once again … Read more
A redhead, a brunette and a blonde all escape prison
A redhead, a brunette and a blonde all escape from a prison together. They run into the nearby woods and all climb up seperate trees. When the police find the redheads tree and ask who is up there, the redhead chirps like a bird. Then the police go to the brunette’s tree. When they ask … Read more
A blonde, brunette and a redhead had a swimming race
A blonde, brunette and a redhead had a breaststroke swimming race across the English Channel. The brunette came in first, the redhead came in second and the blonde never finished. When the blonde got in the lifeboat she said, ”I don’t want to be a tattletale or anything, but the other two used their arms.”
A blonde and a redhead went to the bar
A blonde and a redhead went to the bar after work for a drink, and sat on stools watching the 6 O’clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge, and the blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn’t jump. Sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead … Read more
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead in a desert
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stuck on a deserted island together. The island is 20 miles from the nearest inhabited island so they all decide to try to swim there. The redhead makes it 10 miles, is exhausted, gives up, and drowns. The brunette makes it 15 miles before she’s too … Read more