Question: Why did the elephant float down the river on his back? A. So he wouldn’t get his tennis shoes wet.
Question: A man was hiking in the jungle. He came to a river. In the river lived alligators. How did the man cross the river? A. He swam across, the alligators were at the meeting.
When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat ?He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row !
Old Mrs. Watkins awoke one spring morning to find that the river had flooded the entire first floor of her house. Looking out of her window, she saw that the water was still rising. Two men passing by on a rowboat shouted up an invitation to row to safety with them. ”No, thank you,” Mrs. … Read more
When the last tree is cut, when the last river is polluted, when the last fish is caught, they will realise that Chuck Norris can eat money.
Teacher: Why is the Mississippi such an unusual river?Pupil: Because it has four eyes and can’t see!
George W. Bush is seen crossing the Potomac river on foot. The Washington Post : ”President Bush crosses the Potomac River”. The Washington Time : ”Bush’s conservative approach saves taxpayers a boat”. Mother Jones : ”Bush can’t swim”.
What’s grey, stands in a river when it rains and doesn’t get wet ?An elephant with an umbrella !
Why do elephants jump across rivers?So they won’t step on the fish.
Martin asked David, ”In which state does the Ohio River run?” David answered with cool, ”In the liquid state.”
Did you hear about the man who jumped in the Hudson River?He committed sewercide.
Having arrived at the edge of the river, the fisherman soon realized he had forgotten to bring any bait. Just then he happened to see a little snake passing by who had caught a worm. The fisherman snatched up the snake and robbed him of his worm. Feeling sorry for the little snake with no … Read more
What fish goes up the river at 100mph ?A motor pike !
Why are rivers lazy?Because they never get off their beds.
Does this bus stop at the river?If it doesn’t there’ll be a very big splash.
Three blondes are sitting by the side of a river holding fishing poles with the lines in the water. A Game Warden comes up behind them and says, ”Excuse me, ladies, I’d like to see your fishing licenses.” “We don’t have any,” replied the first blonde. “Well, if you’re going to fish, you need fishing … Read more