Funny Salesmen Jokes

Insurance agent to would-be client


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Policeman: Why didn’t you check your speedometer?


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Patient: Doctor, you have to help me stop talking to myself. Doctor: Why is that?


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Two shoe salespeople were sent to Africa


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A traveling salesman was held up by a bad storm


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Had a door-to-door salesman call one time


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A policeman came upon a super-salesman ready to jump


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Top toothbrush salesman at the company


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What does a carpet salesman give his wife for Valentine’s Day?


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A woman was shopping in a fairly nice dress


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The difference between a car salesman and a computer salesman


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A realty salesman had just closed his first deal


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A salesman who was out on his territory


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How do salespeople traditionally greet each other?


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Salesman: That suit looks nice


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Salesman: Would you like to buy a pocket calculator?


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An inexperienced real estate salesman asked his boss


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A door-to-door vacuum cleaner salesman manages


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A salesman was demonstrating unbreakable combs


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What happened when the man asked the salesman for a good belt?


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One day Mikey was sitting in his apartment


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How can you tell when a salesperson is lying?


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What do you have to know to be a real estate salesman?


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The out-of-work newlywed took a temporary job


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Ned: What does your Dad sell?


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No, no, no!’ said the enraged businessman to the salesman


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A software manager, a hardware, and a marketing manager


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A famous art collector is walking through the city


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An insurance salesman couldn’t sell


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Salesman: Roll up, roll up! Come to our mammoth sale


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The couple was standing staring at one of the luxury cars


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Customer: You said these pants were pure wool


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‘Is your mother home?


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A salesman was testifying in his divorce proceedings


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What salesman has the slickest line?


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Salesman: This jug is genuine Indian pottery


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A salesman walking along the beach found a bottle


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