Two shoe salespeople were sent to Africa

Two shoe salespeople were sent to Africa to open up new markets. Three days after arriving, one salesperson called the office and said, ”I’m returning on the next flight. Can’t sell shoes here. Everybody goes barefoot.” At the same time the other salesperson sent an email to the factory, telling ”The prospects are unlimited. Nobody … Read more

A software manager, a hardware, and a marketing manager

A software manager, a hardware manager, and a marketing manager are driving to a meeting when a tire blows. They get out of the car and look at the problem. The software manager says, ”I can’t do anything about this – it’s a hardware problem.” The hardware manager says, ”Maybe if we turned the car … Read more

‘Is your mother home?

‘Is your mother home?” the salesman asked a small boy sitting on the steps in front of a house. ”Yeah, she’s home,” the boy said, scooting over to let him past. The salesman rang the doorbell, got no response, knocked once, then again. Still no one came to the door. Turning to the boy, the … Read more

A salesman was testifying in his divorce proceedings

A salesman was testifying in his divorce proceedings against his wife. ”Please describe,” said his attorney, ”the incident that first caused you to entertain suspicions as to your wife’s fidelity.” ”Well, I’m pretty much on the road all week,” the man testified. ”So naturally when I am home, I’m attentive to the wife.” ”One Sunday … Read more

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