What do you get when you cross Raquel Welch with Santa Claus?
Question: What do you get when you cross Raquel Welch with Santa Claus? Answer: A thank you from Santa!
Santa Claus Jokes
What’s the difference between Bill Clinton and Santa Claus?
Question: What’s the difference between Bill Clinton and Santa Claus? Answer: Some people still believe in Santa Claus.
What did the ghost say to Santa Claus?
Question: What did the ghost say to Santa Claus? A. ”I’ll have a boo Christmas without you.”
What nationality is Santa Claus?
Question: What nationality is Santa Claus? A. North Polish.
What do you call Santa Claus deep fried?
Question: What do you call Santa Claus deep fried? A. Krisp Kringle.
What do you get when you cross a cat with Santa Claus?
Question: What do you get when you cross a cat with Santa Claus? A. Santa-Claws!
What do you get when you deep fry Santa Claus?
Question: What do you get when you deep fry Santa Claus? A. Crisp Kringle.
JUDY: What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?
JUDY: What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?MIKE: We’ll have a boo Christmas without you.
Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus?
Q: Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus? A: He comes down the chimney, wakes up the children and says, ”Hey kids, do you want to buy some toys?”
Why does Santa Claus only have seven reindeer?
Why does Santa Claus only have seven reindeer?Because Prancer moved in with a hairdresser in Beverly Hills.
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?Crisp Cringle.
What does the bee Santa Claus say?
What does the bee Santa Claus say ?Ho hum hum !
What type of wind is named after Santa Claus’s warm climate cousin?
What type of wind is named after Santa Claus’s warm climate cousin?Santa Ana
Q:Once there was the tooth fairy, Santa Claus, Easter bunny
Q:Once there was the tooth fairy, Santa Claus, Easter bunny, a smart blonde and a dumb blonde they were walking down the road when they saw a $100 dollars bill who gets it?? A: No one the first four dont exsist and the other blonde thought it was a gumwraper!
What nationality is Santa Claus?
What nationality is Santa Claus?North Polish.
Santa Claus, one smart and one stupid policeman
– Santa Claus, one smart and one stupid policeman are walking together when they spotted hundred dollars on the ground. Who will take the money?– ???– Stupid policeman, since Santa Claus and the smart policeman don’t exist.
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?A subordinate claus.
What did Santa Claus’s wife say during a thunderstorm?
What did Santa Claus’s wife say during a thunderstorm?‘Come and look at the rain, dear.’