How do Americans discern the real Sarah Palin from the imitators?
Question: How do Americans discern the real Sarah Palin from the imitators? Answer: The imitators start answering questions!
Sarah Palin Jokes
How does Sarah Palin know that the world celebrated Barack Obama’s victory in the 2008 election?
Question: How does Sarah Palin know that the world celebrated Barack Obama’s victory in the 2008 election? Answer: She could see the Russians celebrating from her house!
How dumb is Sarah Palin?
Question: How dumb is Sarah Palin? A1: She’s so dumb that she thinks the capital of China is Chinatown! A2: She’s so dumb that she thinks billboards are postcards from giants A3: She’s so dumb that she thinks soy milk is Spanish for ‘I am milk.
What’s the best Sarah Palin nickname?
Question: What’s the best Sarah Palin nickname? A1. Barracuda A2. Maverick Hockey Mom A3. Rogue Diva A4. Pit Bull with Lipstick A5. Bush with Lipstick A6. Pathological Liar A7. Moose in Headlights A8. Dangerous Extremist A9. MILF A10. Caribou Barbie
Which 3 campaign stops does Sarah Palin now regret?
Question: Which 3 campaign stops does Sarah Palin now regret? Answer: Saks, Nieman Marcus and Bloomingdales.
What’s the difference between Sarah Palin’s mouth and her vagina?
Question: What’s the difference between Sarah Palin’s mouth and her vagina? Answer: Only some of the things that come out of her vagina are retarded.
Why did Sarah Palin say Afghanistan is our neighboring country?
Question: Why did Sarah Palin say Afghanistan is our neighboring country? Answer: Because she can see bin Laden’s cave from her house!
Whose been calling Sarah Palin to run for president in 2012?
Question: Whose been calling Sarah Palin to run for president in 2012? Answer: Democrats!
Why are Sarah Palin dolls banned from Toys R Us?
Question: Why are Sarah Palin dolls banned from Toys R Us? Answer: Because they kept shooting My Little Pony!
Why aren’t republicans mad about Sarah Palin charging the state of Alaska?
Question: Why aren’t republicans mad about Sarah Palin charging the state of Alaska over $21,000 for her children to travel with her on official business? Answer: Because when she leaves them home alone, they get pregnant!
Why isn’t Sarah Palin thinking ahead to the 2012 election?
Question: Why isn’t Sarah Palin thinking ahead to the 2012 election? Answer: Because she could be a great-grandmother by then!
Why shouldn’t Sarah Palin look into Barack Obama’s campaign contributions?
Question: Why shouldn’t Sarah Palin look into Barack Obama’s campaign contributions after learning ”Obama may have received $3.3 million from abroad?” Answer: It turns out that broad is Oprah Winfrey! Q, Why did Barack Obama cross the road? A. To help the other side! Q, Whats Obama’s new slogan in these tough times? A. Spare … Read more
Why was Sarah Palin disappointed with the 2008 presidential election?
Question: Why was Sarah Palin disappointed with the 2008 presidential election? Answer: Because there wasn’t a swimsuit and talent competion!
Why does Sarah Palin keep reaching out to Joe Sixpack?
Question: Why does Sarah Palin keep reaching out to Joe Sixpack? Answer: Because her answers make more sense after six beers!
Why does Sarah Palin think Vladimir Putin approves of her?
Question: Why does Sarah Palin think Vladimir Putin approves of her? Answer: Because they both like to shoot animals from helicopters!
Why will Britney Spears vote for Sarah Palin?
Question: Why will Britney Spears vote for Sarah Palin? Answer: Because she’s running out of other crazy things to do.