At the grammy awards Beyonce said to Justin Bieber, “What song would u sing of mine justin?” Justin said, “If I were a boy.”
In Taylor Swift’s song trouble, she lied. She said that her ex Harry was trouble. But which one of them has been in a whole bunch of unsuccessful relationships and has songs to prove it? Maybe its not Taylor’s exes who are trouble, maybe she’s trouble.
Question:What’s Rihanna’s favorite verse from a song? Answer: Hit me baby 1 more time!
Question: What is the world’s longest song? Answer: ”Aleph-nought Bottles of Beer on the Wall.”
Whats Rihanna’s favorite song? Hit me with your best shot.
Question: What song do vampires hate? A. ”You are my sunshine!”
Which song title makes an Ape heartsick?Gorilla My Dreams!
Q: What’s every cat’s favorite song?– A: Three Blind Mice!
What’s Tarzan’s favourite Christmas song?Jungle bells.
What’s a zombie’s favorite pop song?Dead sails in the sunset.
A rabbit’s favourite Christmas song?‘Lettuce with a gladsome mind’
Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?Doctor: Not really. It will just seem longer.
What song do burgers sing on the job?Gristle While You Work!
A football supporter’s favourite Christmas song?‘Yule never walk alone’
What is the wasps’ favorite song?Just a Spoonful of Sugar.
Q: What do you get when you play a new age song backwards? A: A new age song.
What song should you sing to a wildebeest on his birthday?”Happy Birthday To Gnu!”
What’s a rabbits’ favorite song?”Hoppy Birthday to You.”
What song does a car radio play?A cartoon (car, tune).
If you crossed a cow with Michael Jackson, what song would you get?”Beeflt!”
What’s a cow’s favourite love song?When I fall in love , it will be for heifer.
What’s a glow worms favourite song ?Wake me up before you glow glow !
What great song is associated with hamburgers and baseball?‘Steak Me Out to the Ballgame’!
What song do Father Christmas’ gnomes sing to him when he comes home cold on Christmas night?Freeze a jolly good fellow!
My sister is so dim she thinks that a cartoon is a song you sing in a car.
What’s a hairdressers’s favourite Christmas song?‘Oh comb all ye faithful’
How did the ghost song-and-dance act make a living?By appearing in television spooktaculars.
What’s a parrot’s favourite song?I love Parrots in the Springtime!
What old-time song is the burgers’ favourite?‘Hammy’ – as sung by Al Jolson!
What is the hamburgers’ most familiar song?‘Home on the Range’!
What song to snakes like to sing ?Viva Aspana !
What song do pigs sing on New Year’s Eve?Auld Lang Swine.