Did you hear about the cannibal who commited suicide?
Did you hear about the cannibal who commited suicide?He got himself into a real stew.
Suicide Jokes
Why did the Davidians commit suicide?
Q: Why did the Davidians commit suicide? A: They were trying to keep up with the Joneses.
Yo mamma is so stupid she tried to commit suicide
Yo mamma is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping from the basement window.
How does a blonde commit suicide?
Q: How does a blonde commit suicide? A: She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off.
Why do they put a suicide watch on death row prisoners?
Why do they put a suicide watch on death row prisoners?Why would you care if a man you’re planning to kill anyway, kills himself?Does it spoil the fun?I also think about the death row prisoner in Texas who, on the day before his execution, managed to take a drug overdose. They rushed him to a … Read more
Suicide bombers are not afraid of Chuck Norris
Suicide bombers are not afraid of Chuck Norris. Any more. Industrial logging isn’t the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.