Funny Teacher Jokes

What do you get if you cross a math teacher with a crab?


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What kind of tree does a math teacher climb?


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Where do math teachers go on vacation?


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What do you call an algebra teacher who takes his vacations at the beach?


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What is the difference between a school teacher and a train?


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What do you do if a teacher rolls her eyes at you?


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What happened when the teacher tied all the kids shoe laces together?


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What is a math teacher’s favourite dessert?


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What did the student say after the teacher said, Order students, order?


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What’s the difference between a train and a teacher?


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What’s the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?


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What did the ghost teacher say to his class?


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What did the glue say to the teacher?


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What did the cross eyed teacher say to the principal?


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Why was the voice teacher so good at baseball?


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Why were the teacher’s eyes crossed?


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How did the teacher knit a suit of armor?


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Why was the music teacher not able to open his class room?


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Why did the teacher draw on the window?


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Why did the teacher go to the beach?


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Why do teachers give you homework?


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What did the ghost teacher say to her class?


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What can you call a math teacher?


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What’s the difference between a teacher and a train?


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Teacher : What is a comet?


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An English teacher asked her class to write an essay


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Why did the teacher decide to become an electrician?


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Teacher: Who can tell me where Hadrians Wall is?


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An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework?


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Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer


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Teacher, I can’t solve this problem


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A teacher at a school for blind kids


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Teacher: Why is the Mississippi such an unusual river?


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The teacher asked a Louisiana teenager to count to five


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Teacher: Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage?


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ttle Johnny was in class and the teacher announced


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Caspar: I was the teacher’s pet last year. Jaspar: Why was that?


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The teacher asked Simon to say his name backwards. ‘No mis’ he replied


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Teacher announced a practice spelling test


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On a special teacher’s day, a kindergarten teacher


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My teacher’s got a pretty face if you can read between the lines.


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Teacher: Tommy Russell, you’re late again


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Teacher: Can you tell me something important that didn’t exist 100 years ago?


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Teacher: Why are you picking your nose in class?


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Why do teachers use a bamboo cane?


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There was a dance teacher who talked of a


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Teacher: I’ll call you Fred Smith then


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Teacher: ‘Name six wild animals’ Pupil:’Four elephants and two lions !’


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Teacher : Why are you reading the last pages of your history book first?


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Three people die, a Doctor a school teacher


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