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What did the joey say to the turtle?

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What did the snail say when he hitched a ride on the turtle?

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What does a blonde and a turtle have in common?

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Customer: Waiter, I found a hair in my turtle soup

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YOUR SO BALD THAT WHEN YOU WHERE A TURTLENECK YOU LOOK LIKE A ROLL ON DEODORANT.

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Turtle to turtle: ‘Don’t ya just love the sound of rain on your roof?

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Why did the stupid boy wear a turtle neck sweater?

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Deep within a forest a little turtle

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Customer: How long must I wait for that turtle soup I ordered?

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A guy comes walking into a bar with a turtle

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Waiter, there is a fly in my soup! I know, but unfortunately we are out of turtle.

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Turtle Recall

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