Funny Weather Jokes

Why don’t tornadoes watch Bill O’Reilly on FOXNEWS?


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In the main street of Amsterdam


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How do hurricanes see?


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Where do wind gusts go to on dates?


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Why do hurricanes travel so fast?


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Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?


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A man was driving a black truck


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What kind of job do you think you’ll get when you leave school?


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Nate: Hey, what’s the weather like out there?


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Two Viking invaders are trudging up the beach


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Which weather features do druggies like most?


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Why was the lightning grilled on the stove?


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The Indians asked their Chief in autumn


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How easy is it for wind gusts to talk to each other?


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Why does frost not like to lay out in the sun?


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The U.S. has only three hurricane warning centers


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I really don’t understand why the federal government was


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Why type of lightning likes to play sports?


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What do lightning bolts do when they laugh?


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Why can’t meteorologists forecast the weather?


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A tornado walks into a bar and orders a Hurricane


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Why do tornadoes move so erratically?


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What are the hottest days during summer?


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What do clouds want to be when they grow up?


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How do you spot a happy motorcyclist in fair weather?


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Why did the tornado get arrested?


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What do freezing rain and cake icing have in common?


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Where do lightning bolts go on dates?


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What’s the difference between a horse and the weather?


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If a band plays music in a thunderstorm, who is most likely to get hit by lightning?


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There’s a technical term for a sunny


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How can you tell if a tornado is stupid?


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How do sheep keep warm in winter?


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Fred: I’m sure I’m right. Betty: You’re as right as rain – all wet!


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What cloud is so lazy because it will not get up?


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What did the thermometer say to the other thermometer?


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Why did the lady go out doors with her purse open?


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What doesn’t get any wetter no matter how much it rains?


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There was a communist named Rudolph


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What is hail?


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What is a hurricane’s favorite pet?


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If a farmer raises wheat in dry weather, what does he raise in wet weather?


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It was so hot today


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How is snow white?


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How did the rainbow know is was lost?


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Shreveport cable TV channel


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Nebraskans got tired of leaning into the wind


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How do rain drops marry?


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If six children and two dogs were under an umbrella, how come none of them got wet?


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What type of music do lightning bolts listen to?


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