A man comes in to the room and says to his wife

A man comes in to the room and says to his wife, ”I’m going to the pub. Get your coat on.” The wife, overjoyed that he has included her in his activity replies, ”Does that mean that you are taking me with you, darling?” The husband replies, ”No – I’m turning the heating off.

A husband and wife were at a party chatting with friends

A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the subject of marriage counseling came up. ”Oh, we’ll never need that. My wife and I have a great relationship,” the husband explained. ”She was a communications major in college and I majored in theatre arts.” He continued, ”She communicates well and … Read more

WIFE: ”There’s trouble with the car

WIFE: ”There’s trouble with the car. It has water in the carburettor.” HUSBAND: ”Water in the carburettor?That’s ridiculous.” WIFE: ”I tell you the car has water in the carburettor.” HUSBAND: ”You don’t even know what a carburettor is. I’ll check it out. Where’s the car?” WIFE: ”In the pool.”

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