An aged farmer and his wife in the pig-pen

An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen when the old woman wistfully recalled that the next week would mark their golden wedding anniversary. ”Let’s have a party, Homer,” she suggested. ”Let’s kill a pig.” The farmer scratched his grizzled head. ”Gee, Ethel,” he finally answered, ”I don’t see … Read more

A wife went in to see a therapist

A wife went in to see a therapist and said, ”I’ve got a big problem, doctor.” ”Every time we’re in bed and my husband climaxes, he lets out this earsplitting yell.” ”My dear,” the doctor said, ”that’s completely natural. I don’t see what the problem is.” ”The problem is,” she complained, ”it wakes me up!”

One night a wife found her husband standing over their baby’s crib

One night a wife found her husband standing over their baby’s crib. Silently she watched him. As he stood looking down at the sleeping infant, she saw on his face a mixture of emotions: disbelief, doubt, delight, amazement, enchantment, skepticism. Touched by this unusual display and the deep emotions it aroused, with eyes glistening she … Read more

Many years ago, a fisherman’s wife blessed her husband

Many years ago, a fisherman’s wife blessed her husband with twin sons. They loved the children very much, but couldn’t think of what to name their children. Finally, after several days, the fisherman said, ”Let’s not decide on names right now. If we wait a little while, the names will simply occur to us.” After … Read more

After my wife and her former best buddy

After my wife and her former best buddy, another Air Force wife, were separated by a move that posted one husband on the opposite coast, the telephone became their chief means of communication. When our phone bills showed astronomical increases, the other spouse and I sought relief. Since we both owned computers, we encourage our … Read more

I was married 3 times

‘I was married 3 times” explained the man to a newly discovered drinking partner, ”and I’ll never marry again. My first 2 wives died of eating poison mushrooms and my 3rd wife died of a fractured skull.” ”That’s a shame.” said his friend , ”How did it happen?” ”She wouldn’t eat the mushrooms!”

A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by her mother

A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by her mother, who immediately demanded an inspection of the place. The farmer had genuinely tried to be friendly to his new mother-in-law, hoping that it could be a friendly, non-antagonistic relationship. All to no avail though, as she kept nagging them at every opportunity, demanding changes, … Read more

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