What are the aardvark’s favorite Beatle’s songs?
What are the aardvark’s favorite Beatle’s songs?It’s Been an Aards Day’s Night and I Want to Hold Your Ant!
What are the aardvark’s favorite Beatle’s songs?It’s Been an Aards Day’s Night and I Want to Hold Your Ant!
Who’s the aardvark’s favorite female vocalist?Bearbara Streis-ant!
What’s worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?An aardvark with the sniffles!
What do you call an aardvark in a frying pan?A lardvark!
Two aardvarks watched in amazement as a firework flashed across the sky. 1st aardvark: Wow! I wish I could fly like that. 2nd aardvark: You would, if your tail was on fire.
Why do aardvarks like to talk to ants?They can stick to the subject!
What do you call an aardvark that’s good at golf?A paredvark!
What has six legs, two arms, four eyes and a tail?A man holding an aardvark.
When is an aardvark jumpy?When he’s got ants in his pants!
What did the impatient waiter ask the gluttonous aardvark?Is that your final ant, sir!
What command does the aardvark give most often when he sails?Snout about!
Which aardvark holds the speed record?The nearsighted aardvark, who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!
What do you call an aardvark that’s just won a fight?A well ‘aardvark!
What do you call an road construction aardvark?A tarredvark!
What does an aardvark use when he has a cold?An ant-ihistamine!
What do you call an aardvark outside Buckingham Palace?A guardvark!
What do you call a Polish aardvark?A Polaark!
What do you call an aardvark that’s been thrown out of a pub?A barredvark!
What does an aardvark take for ant-digestion?Anta-Seltzer!
What is the difference between an aardvark and a coyote?One has a long smeller, the other, a loud yeller!
What do you call an aardvark that’s just lost a fight?A vark!
Who’s aardvark’s favorite male singer?Frank Sinostril!
Why was Easter the aardvark’s favorite holiday?Because he liked aard-boiled eggs!
What does an aardvark get when he overeats?Ant-digestion!
How do you define an aardvark?Aan aanimal that resembles an aanteater!
Where does the aardvark family always come first?In the phone book!
Who is the Lone Aardvark’s faithful Indian companion?Tanto
Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal?Because he ate his ant for dinner!
What is uglier than an aardvark?Two aardvarks!
Why can elephants swim – and aardvarks can’t?Aardvarks don’t have trunks!
What does an aardvark keep in his aquarium?An aard-shark!
What do you call an aardvark astronaut?A starredvark!
Who won the animal race?The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck, but the aardvark won by a nose!
What do you call a three-footed aardvark?A yardvark!
Why do aardvarks make undesirable neighbors?Because they always have their noses in other people’s business!
What do you call a boxing match between two aardvarks?A snout bout!
Did you hear about the household appliance that eats ants and records TV shows?It’s the VCRdvard
What has 200 legs, 50 noses, and is very loud?A herd of stampeding aardvarks!
What does the aardvark take sailing?An aard ark!
How many aardvarks can ride on an elephant?Six… three on the back and three in the trunk!
What do you call a thick-skinned aardvark?A hardvark!
What do you call a pickled aardvark?A jarredvark!
How do ants hide from aardvarks?They disguise themselves as uncles!
What did the aardvark say when he lost the race to the ant?If you can’t beat ’em, eat ’em!
What do you call an aardvark good with a light saber?A darthvark!
Who has a long nose, wears a mask, and sits tall in the saddle?The Lone Aardvark!
What do you call an aardvark that writes poems?A bardvark!
What do you call an aardvark that plays poker?A cardvark!
I’ve got a new aardvark. Would you like to play with him?I don’t really know. I’ve heard it growling, it doesn’t sound very friendly. Does it bite?That’s what I want to find out.
What does the aardvark call his dog?Aard-bark!