If you are standing in the main street of Amsterdam, and can’t see the clock tower of the Central Railway Station, that means it is raining. If you can see the clock tower, that means it is about to rain.
Knock Knock Who’s there ! Amsterdam ! Amsterdam who ?Amsterdam is like plum jam, but made from hamsters !
It was about a month ago when a man in Amsterdam felt that he needed to confess, so went to his priest: ”Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. During WWII I hid a refugee in my attic.” ”Well,” answered the priest, ”that’s not a sin.” ”But I made him agree to pay me 20 … Read more