Bill and Hillary and Al and Tipper takes a boat ride, the boat capsizes, who gets saved?
Question: Bill and Hillary and Al and Tipper takes a boat ride, the boat capsizes, who gets saved? Answer: The United States of America!
Boat Jokes
Four men are in a boat and fall in the water. Not a single man gets wet
Question: Four men are in a boat and fall in the water. Not a single man gets wet. How is this possible? A. All of them were married!
There are ten cats on a boat
Question: There are ten cats on a boat. One jumps off, how many are left? A. None, they were all copy cats!
One night, Amanda and a man get on a boat
Question: One night, Amanda and a man get on a boat. Later, the man gets off the boat. How many people are left? A. 2, Amanda and the knight!
Imagine you are in a boat. You were being circled by sharks.
Question: Imagine you are in a boat. You were being circled by sharks. One shark is about to bite you. What should you do? A. Stop imagining!
When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat?
When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat ?He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row !
A whole family was caught in a small boat
A whole family was caught in a small boat during a sudden storm off the shores of Florida, but towed to safety in Fort Lauderdale by the ever alert U.S. Coast Guard. ”I always knew God would take care of us,” said the composed five year old daughter of the boat owner after the family … Read more
Why does the new Polish Navy have glass bottomed boats?
Why does the new Polish Navy have glass bottomed boats?So they can see the old Polish Navy!
What do you call a bull that’s sent overseas by boat?
What do you call a bull that’s sent overseas by boat?Shipped beef!
Two blondes rented a fishing boat, and were having
Two blondes rented a fishing boat, and were having a great day catching fish. The first blonde said ”This is such a great spot, we need to mark it so we can come back.” The second blonde proceeded to put a mark on the side of the boat. The first blonde asked ”What are you … Read more
Jesus and Moses are sitting in a boat fishing
Jesus and Moses are sitting in a boat fishing and Jesus says to Moses ”I want to do a miracle so we can feel like the good old days.” and Moses says ”Yeah sure.” So Jesus gets up and says ”I think I’ll walk on the water, that was always a good one.” So Jesus … Read more
The Americans and Japanese decided to go on a boat race
The Americans and Japanese decided to engage in a boat race. Both teams practiced hard and long to reach their peak performance levels. On the big day they felt ready. The Japanese won by a mile. The American team was discouraged by the loss. Morale sagged. Corporate management decided that the reason for the crushing … Read more
What do you call a deaf fishing boat captain?
What do you call a deaf fishing boat captain?Anything you like, he can’t hear you.
Three priests were fishing on a boat
Three priests were fishing on a boat when they ran out of bait. The first priest got up and walk across the water to get some more bait. After 2 hours they ran out of bait again and the second priest said he would go get more bait…so he got up and walk across the … Read more
Bill, Hillary, and Al are in a boat. The boat sinks. Who is saved?
Q: Bill, Hillary, and Al are in a boat. The boat sinks. Who is saved? A: The United States of America.
A boat docked in a tiny Mexican village
A boat docked in a tiny Mexican village. An American tourist complimented the Mexican fisherman on the quality of his fish and asked how long it took him to catch them. ”Not very long,” answered the Mexican. ”But then, why didn’t you stay out longer and catch more?” asked the tourist. The Mexican explained that … Read more
There were four cats in a boat, one jumped out. How many were left?
There were four cats in a boat, one jumped out. How many were left ?None. They were all copy cats !
What fish is best to have in a boat?
What fish is best to have in a boat?A Sailfish.
How do you get pikachu on to a boat?
How do you get pikachu on to a boat?You pokemon