A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant. His friend asks, ”Didn’t your company hire a new accountant a few weeks ago?” The businessman replies, ”That’s the accountant we’re looking for.”
Another friend of mine is a very successful businessman. He started with five thousand pounds – now he owes fifty-five million.
A businessman was traveling in the train and his seat was reserved in the last couch of the train. Every time the train stops at station and he faced so much of problem as all shops to purchase eatables were far off. He was very upset and every time he was remembering that’s all happened … Read more
A businessman who needed millions of dollars to clinch an important deal went to church to pray for the money. By chance he knelt next to a man who was praying for $100 to pay an urgent debt. The businessman took out his wallet and pressed $100 into the other man’s hand. Overjoyed, the man … Read more
What did the ruthless businessman say to his employees?If at first you don’t succeed – you’re fired!
Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street. ”Oy, Abraham, I’m sorry to hear about that fire at your warehouse”. ”Ssh!” hisses the other, ”It’s not till next week”.
An American businessman goes to Japan on a business trip, but he hates Japanese food, so he asks the concierge at his hotel if there’s any place around where he can get American food. The concierge tells him he’s in luck? there’s a pizza place that just opened, and they deliver. The concierge gives the … Read more
A young businessman rented a beautiful office and furnished it with antiques. However, no business was coming in. Sitting there, worrying, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wanting to look busy, he picked up the phone and pretended he was negotiating a big deal. He spoke loudly about big figures and huge … Read more
There was once a high-powered businessman who insisted on taking his three secretaries everywhere with him – a tall one for writing longhand, a short one for taking down shorthand, and a very small one for adding footnotes.
‘No, no, no!” said the enraged businessman to the persistent salesman. ”I cannot see you today!” ”That’s fine,” said the salesman, ”I’m selling spectacles.”
Did you hear about the businessman who is so rich he has two swimming pools, one of which is always empty?It’s for people who can’t swim!
A businessman was having a tough time lugging his lumpy, oversized travel bag onto the plane. Helped by a flight attendant, he finally managed to stuff it in the overhead bin. ”Do you always carry such heavy luggage?” she sighed. ”No more,” the man said. ”Next time, I’m riding in the bag, and my partner … Read more
Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street. ”Well, Morrie, how’s your warehouse business going?” . ”Oy vey, Abraham, it’s not going so good, we had a flood last week.” ”So, Morrie,” whispers Abraham ”How do you start a flood?”.
A businessman was confused about a bill he had received, so he asked his secretary for some mathematical help. ”If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?” he asked her. The secretary replied, ”Everything but my earrings.”
American businessman was at a pier in a small coastal Mexican village when a small boat with just one fisherman docked. Inside the small boat were several large yellow-fin tuna. The American complimented the Mexican on the quality of his fish and asked how long it took to catch them. The Mexican replied only a … Read more
A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. ”I love my daughter, and now I welcome you into the family,” said the man. ”To show you how much we care for you, I’m making you a 50-50 partner in my business. All you have to do is go to the factory every … Read more