Question: What do you get from a pampered cow? Answer: Spoiled milk.
Question: What did the cow get for Christmas? A. A COWculator.
Question: What do you call a cow with no legs? A. Ground beef.
Question: What does a French cow say ? A. ”Moo Lala!”
Question: What is a cow’s favorite ice cream? A. MOOnila!
Question: Where did the cow go on a holiday? A. MOO York.
Question: Why did the cow cross the road? A. To get to the MOOvies.
Question: Why did the cow do jumping jacks? A. Because he wanted a milkshake!
Question: Why did the cow eat the tight rope walker? A. Because he wanted a balanced meal!
Question: Why do cows wear bells? A. Because their horns don’t work!
Why did your sister feed money to her cow ?Because she wanted to get rich milk.
What’s a moo hoo for a stuffed steer?A full bull!
I can’t decide whether to buy a bicycle or a cow for my farm. Well, wouldn’t you look silly riding a cow?I’d look a darn sight sillier trying to milk a bicycle!
Your Honor, it was an accident! I had to run into the fence to keep from hitting the cow! Was it a Jersey cow?I don’t know, I didn’t see her license plate!
Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!
Where did the mooron take the baby cow to eat?To the calf-ateria!
What do you get if you cross a steer and a chicken?Roost beef!
Q. Why can’t men get mad cow disease?A. Because they’re all pigs.
What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties?”Happy Birthday to MOO, Happy Birthday to Moo
What’s a moo hoo for a tug-of-war between two longhorns?A bull pull!
Why do cows think cooks are mean?They whip cream!
Where do steers go to dance?To the Meat Ball!
What gives milk and has a horn?A milk tank!
A summer visitor asked the farmer how long cows should be milked. ”Oh, I reckon about the same as short ones!” the farmer answered.
What’s a moo hoo for a bunch of weirdo cattle?A nerd herd!
What do you get from an invisible cow?Evaporated milk!
Why was the calf afraid?He was a cow-herd!
Why was he woman arrested on a cattle ranch for wearing a silk dress?She was charged with rustling!
What’s a moo hoo for a young calf?A new moo!
In what state will you find the most cows?Moo York!
What do you call a cow on the barnyard floor?Ground Beef
When a bull wants to listen to a cassette, what does he put on his head?Steer phones!
What do cows wear when they’re vacationing in Hawaii?Moo moos
How did the farmer find his lost cow?He tractor down
Why don’t cows ever have any money?Because the farmers milk them dry!
What do you get from a cow on the North Pole?Cold cream!
What two members of the cow family go everywhere with you?Your calves!
Cow: Why don’t you shoo those flies?Bull: I’ll let them go barefoot!
If you crossed a cow with a goat, what would you get?Half and half!
What would you get if you crossed a cow with a rabbit?Hare in your milk!
What did one dairy cow say to another?Got milk?
What famous painting do cows love to look at?The Moona Lisa!
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have ?Plenty of milk !
Q. What does a cow make when the sun comes out?A. A shadow
Did you hear about the farmer who lost control of his tractor in the cow pasture?No! Did he hurt the cows?No, he just grazed them!
What do cows read at the breakfast table?The moospaper!
Q: Why did god give blonde’s 2 more brain cells than he gave cows? A: So they wouldn’t shit all over when you played with their tits.
What is the cow’s holiday greeting?Mooooory Christmas!
Knock Knock Who’s there ?Cows ! Cows who ?Cows go ‘moo’ not who !
Why did the cow jump over the moon?To get to the Milky Way!