Pawn Stars: Man: ”Can I have change for a dollar?” Rick: ”Best I can do is 75 cents.”
Question: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on the top of their head? Answer: All you can eat, under a buck.
Question: What happens when you give 61 dollars to a blonde? Answer: She wants 8 (ate) more.
Question: What’s the difference between a counterfeit dollar and a skinny blonde? Answer: One’s a phony buck.
Question: What would a musician do if he won a million dollars? Answer: Continue to play gigs until the money ran out.
Judge: ”Is it true that you owe your neighbor a thousand dollars?” Defendant: ”Yes, it’s true.” Judge: ”Then, why don’t you just pay him back?” Defendant: ”Because it wouldn’t be true anymore.”
Boy monster: You’ve got a face like a million dollars ! Girl monster: Have I really ?Boy monster: Yes – it’s green and wrinkly !
Yo mama so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!
Officer: Soldier, do you have change for a dollar?Soldier: Sure, buddy. Officer: That’s no way to address an officer! Now let’s try it again. Soldier, do you have change for a dollar?Soldier: No, SIR!
Who makes a million dollars a day?Someone who works in a mint.
For a weddin’ present Ledbetter gave his son Amos two hundred dollars. Two weeks later he asked him, ”W’atcha do with the money, son?” ”Ah bought me a wristwatch, Pappy!” answered the boy. ”Yew dumb ignoramous!” yelled his father. ”Yew should ‘av bought yoreself a rifle!” ”A rifle?What fer?” ”Suppos’n one day yew cum home … Read more
Boy: You’ve got a face like a million dollars. Girl: Have I really?Boy: Yes ?it’s green and wrinkly.
If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have?One dollar. You don’t know your arithmetic. You don’t know my father !
Why is the moon like a dollar?It has four quarters.
Q: What’s the difference between a counterfeit dollar and a skinny blonde? A: One’s a phony buck.
A businessman who needed millions of dollars to clinch an important deal went to church to pray for the money. By chance he knelt next to a man who was praying for $100 to pay an urgent debt. The businessman took out his wallet and pressed $100 into the other man’s hand. Overjoyed, the man … Read more
Did you hear about the New 3 Million Dollar Alabama State Lottery?3 dollars a year for a million years.
What happened to the horse that swallowed a dollar bill?It bucked!
‘Five dollars for one question!’ said the girl to the fortune-teller. ‘That’s very expensive,isn’t it ?’ ‘Next!’
If you take half from a half dollar, what do you have?A dollar.
Republicans spends hundreds of dollars and hours of work decorating the yard with outdoor lights and Christmas displays. Democrats save their time and money, and drive around at night to look at *other* people’s lights.
Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on the top of their head? A: All you can eat, under a buck.
‘I can’t find my dollar bill,’ Jane sobbed. ‘Don’t worry,’ her Counselor said. ‘A dollar doesn’t go very far today.’
How can you kill an idiot with half a dollar?Throw it under a bus.
If you had a million dollars and gave away one quarter, and another quarter, and then another quarter, how much would you have left?A million dollars minus 75 cents.
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
ur mama is sooo fat, she sat on a dollar and made 4 quarters pop out.
Which is better, an old ten dollar bill or a new one?An old ten dollar bill is better than a new one.