Frankenstein and Dracula had a match. Who won?
Question: Frankenstein and Dracula had a match. Who won? A. Frankenstein, because Dracula sucks!
Question: Frankenstein and Dracula had a match. Who won? A. Frankenstein, because Dracula sucks!
Question: Who did Dracula bring to the prom? A. His ghoul friend.
Question: What is Dracula’s favourite fruit? A. A nectarine.
Question: Why didn’t Dracula have any friends? A. He was a pain in the neck!
Question: Why can’t Dracula play baseball? A. He lost his bat.
Question: Why did Dracula go to the library? A. He wanted a good book to sink his teeth into!
Question: What does Dracula say when he doesn’t have good news? A. ”I have BAT news, everyone!”
Why did Dracula miss lunch?Because he didn’t fancy the stake.
What does Dracula say to his victims?It’s been nice gnawing you.
What is Dracula’s favorite pudding?Leeches and scream.
Some vampires went to see Dracula. They said, ”Drac, we want to open a zoo. Have you got any advice?” ”Yes,” replied Dracula, ”have lots of giraffes.”
How does Dracula like to have his food served?In bite-sized pieces.
Did you hear about Dracula’s Christmas party ?It was a scream !
What kind of medicine does Dracula take for a cold?Coffin medicine.
Police officer: And what do you think you are doing on this road, Dracula?DraculA: Looking for the main artery, officer.
What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?A bite in shining armor.
What do you get if you cross Dracula with AI Capone?A fangster.
Why does Dracula have no friends?Because he’s a pain in the neck.
What does Dracula write on his Christmas cards ?Best vicious of the season
Why does Dracula always travel with his coffin?Because his life is at stake.
Why was Dracula always willing to help young vampires?Because he liked to see new blood in the business.
What do you get if you cross Dracula with a snail?The world’s slowest vampire.
What do you think of Dracula films?Fangtastic!
How does Dracula keep fit?He plays batminton.
Why did Dracula go to the orthodontist?He wanted to improve his bite.
Q: What kind of dog does a dracula like?– A: A Bloodhound.
What does Dracula say when you tell him a new fact?Well, fangcy that!
When he’s out driving, where does Dracula like to stop and eat?The Happy Biter.
Who does Dracula get letters from?His fang club.
Which flavor ice cream is Dracula’s favorite?Vein-illa.
What did Dracula say at the Christmas party ?Fancy a bite ?
Did you know that Dracula wants to become a comedian?He’s looking for a crypt writer.
What’s Dracula’s car called?A mobile blood unit.
What is Dracula’s favorite fruit?Neck-tarines.
What does Mrs Dracula say to Mr Dracula when he leaves for work in the evening?Have a nice bite!
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?The champire!