Question: What did one elevator say to the other elevator? Answer: I think I’m coming down with something!
yo mama so fat when she get on da elevator it says next stop hell
Titus was on a Knoxville elevator with several other people. As the elevator moved up, he stared at the small fan revolving slowly in the elevator ceiling. ”It’s amazing,” he said to the other people, ”that such a small fan could lift all these people!”
Doctor, Doctor! my sister thinks she’s an elevator. Tell her to come in. I can’t. She doesn’t stop at this floor.
Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and nervously knocked on his blind date’s door. She opened it and was as beautiful and charming as everyone had said. ”I’ll be ready in a few minutes,” she said. ”Why don’t you play with Rollo while you’re waiting?He does wonderful tricks. He rolls over, shakes … Read more
A business man got on an elevator in a tall building. When he entered the elevator, there was a blonde already inside and she greeted him by saying, ”T-G-I-F” He smiled at her and replied, ”S-H-I-T.” She looked at him, puzzled, and said, ”T-G-I-F” again. He acknowledged her remark again by answering, ”S-H-I-T.” The blonde … Read more
A man and woman are riding up in an elevator. The man looks at the woman and says, ”Can I smell your pussy?” She replies, ”Hell no!” The man says, ”Well, it must be your feet then.”
Q: Why don’t blondes have elevator jobs? A: They don’t know the route.