Ghost Shoes #joke #humor
What kind of shoes to do ghosts wear? Booooooo-ts! campaign970
Ghost Jokes
Ghost Birthday Party #joke #humor
What was the favorite game at the ghosts’ birthday party? Hide and shriek! campaign970
What did Osama Bin Laden’s ghost say to Mitt Romney?
Question: What did Osama Bin Laden’s ghost say to Mitt Romney? Answer: ”Don’t be sad, Obama’s foreign policy killed me too”
How does a ghost solve a quadratic equation?
Question: How does a ghost solve a quadratic equation? Answer: By completing the scare.
What streets do ghosts haunt?
Question: What streets do ghosts haunt? Answer: Dead ends!
What did the ghost teacher say to his class?
Question: What did the ghost teacher say to his class? A. ”Look at the board and I’ll go through it again!”
What did the ghost say to Santa Claus?
Question: What did the ghost say to Santa Claus? A. ”I’ll have a boo Christmas without you.”
What did one ghost say to the other ghost?
Question: What did one ghost say to the other ghost? A. ”Long time no see.”
What did one ghost say to the other?
Question: What did one ghost say to the other? A. ”Do you believe in people?!”
How do ghosts like their eggs?
Question: How do ghosts like their eggs? A. Terror-fried.
What do ghosts serve for dessert?
Question: What do ghosts serve for dessert? A. I scream.
What do goblins and ghosts drink when they’re hot and thirsty on Halloween?
Question: What do goblins and ghosts drink when they’re hot and thirsty on Halloween? A. Ghoul-aid!
What did the ghost teacher say to her class?
Question: What did the ghost teacher say to her class? A. ”Watch the board and I’ll go through it again.”
What did the ghosts eat for dinner?
Question: What did the ghosts eat for dinner? A. Spoke!
What did the little ghost say to his mom?
Question: What did the little ghost say to his mom? A. ”I’ve got a boo boo.”
What did the mummy ghost say to the noisy young ghost who kept interrupting?
Question: What did the mummy ghost say to the noisy young ghost who kept interrupting? A. ”Spook when you’re spooken to.”
What does a ghost call his mom and dad?
Question: What does a ghost call his mom and dad? A. His transparents.
What does a ghost keep in its stable?
Question: What does a ghost keep in its stable? A. Nightmares.
What does a panda ghost eat?
Question: What does a panda ghost eat? A. Bam-BOO!
What happens when a ghost haunts a theatre?
Question: What happens when a ghost haunts a theatre? A. The actors get stage fright.
What is a ghost’s favourite ride?
Question: What is a ghost’s favourite ride? A. A roller-ghoster.
What do you get when you cross a moose and a ghost?
Question: What do you get when you cross a moose and a ghost? A. A cariboo!
What do you do when you see a ghost?
Question: What do you do when you see a ghost? A. Run away of course!
What do you get when you cross a ghost, a dog and a rooster?
Question: What do you get when you cross a ghost, a dog and a rooster? A. A cockatoo!
Where do baby ghosts go when their mom goes to work?
Question: Where do baby ghosts go when their mom goes to work? A. A scare centre!
Where do ghosts get their mail?
Question: Where do ghosts get their mail? A. At the ghost office.
Where do you go when a ghost is chasing you?
Question: Where do you go when a ghost is chasing you? A. To the living room!
What do you call ghosts that ring doorbells?
Question: What do you call ghosts that ring doorbells? A. Dead ringers.
What pants do ghosts wear?
Question: What pants do ghosts wear? A. BOO jeans.
Where did the ghost go on vacation?
Question: Where did the ghost go on vacation? A. The BOO-hamas!
Where did the ghosts go for vacation?
Question: Where did the ghosts go for vacation? A. Mali-BOO.
What kind of candy won’t a ghost touch?
Question: What kind of candy won’t a ghost touch? A. Life Savers.
Why was the little ghost crying?
Question: Why was the little ghost crying? A. Because he wanted his mummy.
Why don’t you eat ghosts?
Question: Why don’t you eat ghosts? A. They’ll go right through you.
Why is it hard for a ghost to tell a lie?
Question: Why is it hard for a ghost to tell a lie? A. Because you can see right through him.
Why didn’t the ghost go boo?
Question: Why didn’t the ghost go boo? A. Because it had no guts.
What did the ghost put on his bagel?
Question: What did the ghost put on his bagel? A. SCREAM cheese!
What do ghosts serve for dessert?
Question: What do ghosts serve for dessert? A. Ice SCREAM and BOOberries!
What is a ghost’s favorite fruit?
Question: What is a ghost’s favorite fruit? A. BOOberries.
What room can’t ghosts go in?
Question: What room can’t ghosts go in? A. The LIVING room!
Where do ghosts buy their food?
Question: Where do ghosts buy their food? A. At the GHOSTery Store.
Why are ghosts always hungry?
Question: Why are ghosts always hungry? A. Because the food goes right through them!
How do you get a ghost to lie perfectly flat?
How do you get a ghost to lie perfectly flat?You use a spirit level.
What did the little ghost give his mom for Mother’s Day?
What did the little ghost give his mom for Mother’s Day?A booquet of flowers.
What do ghosts say when a girl footballer is sent off?
What do ghosts say when a girl footballer is sent off ?Ban-she, ban-she !
How do ghosts fly from one place to another?
Q: How do ghosts fly from one place to another? A: By scareplane.
What sort of violin does a ghost play?
What sort of violin does a ghost play?A dreadivarius.
Which ghost ate too much porridge?
Which ghost ate too much porridge?Ghouldilocks.
Who did the ghost invite to his party?
Who did the ghost invite to his party?Anyone he could dig up.
What Central American country has the most spooks?
What Central American country has the most spooks?Ghosta Rica!