As you know by now, the government is now taking an active role in the auto business. President Obama offering hope, change, and 0 percent financing. –Jay Leno
If President Obama really wants to hurt the Syrian government, don’t send cruise missiles. He should end over some of his economic advisers. –Jay Leno
The government shutdown has officially lasted longer than any of Taylor Swift’s relationships.
They finally maybe struck a deal to avert a government shutdown. Of course, all on the Republican terms. You can always tell when Obama’s negotiations with the Republicans are winding down, because he’s missing his watch and his lunch money. —Bill Maher
Question: Why can’t the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp? Answer: Everyone would be afraid to lick it.
I really don’t understand why the federal government was so slow to send aid to the areas hit by Hurricane Andrew. After all, both Florida and Louisiana have oil.
Men are like government bonds. They take so long to mature.
Q: What’s the difference between trumpet players and government bonds? A: Government bonds eventually mature and earn money.
What is the difference between the government and the Mafia?One of them is organized.
Yo mama is so ugly the government moved halloween to her birthday.
your mama’s so fat the government forced her to wear tailights and blinkers so no one else would get hurt
Two government economists were returning home from a field meeting. As with all government travelers, they were assigned the cheapest seats on the plane so they each were occupying the center seat on opposite sides of the aisle. They continued their discussion of the knotty problem that had been the subject of their meeting through … Read more